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> [The average British person would hear me doing my joke about Rebecca Adlington and realise there's no malice in it. It was an off-the-cuff ad lib.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frankie-boyle/the-average-british-person-would-hear-me-doing-my-joke-about-rebecca/)

[Frankie Boyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frankie-boyle/)

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> [Those of us forced to read the London papers sometimes speculate about which is greater: the average British hack's sloth, mendacity, ignorance, obsequiousness, capacity for drink, or aversion to paying for that drink. Smart money tends to split between the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-king/those-of-us-forced-to-read-the-london-papers-sometimes-speculate/)

[Larry King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-king/)

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