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title: "7 Autopsies Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Autopsies quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Autopsies sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I do not understand why it is so hard for people to believe that the Amish are capable of horrible crimes. As…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/misty-griffin/i-do-not-understand-why-it-is-so-hard-for-people-to-believe-that-the/)

[Misty Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/misty-griffin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b44/misty-griffin-60322_amish_i-do-not-understand-why-it-is-so-hard-fo_93169.jpg)

> [When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/when-i-see-a-large-group-of-people-i-wonder-how-many-of-them-will/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2aa/george-carlin-155_autopsy_when-i-see-a-large-group-of-people-i-won_108532.jpg)

> [No, I love watching autopsies of disgusting mutant monsters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-grant/no-i-love-watching-autopsies-of-disgusting-mutant-monsters/)

[Michael Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-grant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/10d/michael-grant-1391_disgusting_no-i-love-watching-autopsies-of-disgusti_667645.png)

> [Autopsies give us the facts but not the truth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-selzer/autopsies-give-us-the-facts-but-not-the-truth/)

[Richard Selzer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-selzer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd6/richard-selzer-27753_autopsy_autopsies-give-us-the-facts-but-not-the_1216267.jpg)

> [I find it difficult to attend autopsies. Especially the smells.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-cornwell/i-find-it-difficult-to-attend-autopsies-especially-the-smells/)

[Patricia Cornwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-cornwell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/patricia-cornwell-6812_difficult_i-find-it-difficult-to-attend-autopsies_2131948.jpg)

> [Literary studies were no more than a series of autopsies performed by heartless technicians. Worse than autopsies: biopsies. Vivisection. Even movies, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-fry/literary-studies-were-no-more-than-a-series-of-autopsies-performed-by/)

[Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-fry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/07c/stephen-fry-573_heartless_literary-studies-were-no-more-than-a-ser_2326833.png)

> [“the president of the United States and the governors of all fifty states collapsed. Autopsies revealed the same cause”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-g-riddle/the-president-of-the-united-states-and-the-governors-of-all-fifty/)

[A.G. Riddle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-g-riddle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/a-g-riddle-5016_collapsed_the-president-of-the-united-states-and-t_2819986.jpg)

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