--- title: "1 Aunts Quotes By Wodehouse" description: "1 Aunts quotes by Wodehouse. Plus more from Wodehouse and more Aunts sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/168/wodehouse-39942_authors_my-aunt-dahlia-who-runs-a-woman-s-paper_2162765.jpg" --- > [“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her "Husbands and Brothers" page on "What the Well-Dressed Man is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/my-aunt-dahlia-who-runs-a-woman-s-paper-called-milady-s-boudoir-had/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/168/wodehouse-39942_authors_my-aunt-dahlia-who-runs-a-woman-s-paper_2162765.jpg) ## More by Wodehouse > [“Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/alf-todd-said-ukridge-soaring-to-an-impressive-burst-of-imagery-has/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“She’s crazy. I wore a moustache my last year at Oxford, and it looked frightful. Nearly as loathsome as yours. Moustache forsooth!” said Stilton,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/she-s-crazy-i-wore-a-moustache-my-last-year-at-oxford-and-it-looked/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“I read the paragraph again. A peculiar feeling it gave me. I don't know if you have ever experienced the sensation of seeing the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/i-read-the-paragraph-again-a-peculiar-feeling-it-gave-me-i-don-t-know/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/a-man-s-subconscious-self-is-not-the-ideal-companion-it-lurks-for-the/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/there-is-only-one-cure-for-grey-hair-it-was-invented-by-a-frenchman/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/there-was-something-sort-of-bleak-about-her-tone-rather-as-if-she-had/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“Why did you come? Oh, I know what you are going to say. You felt that, cost what it might, you had to see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/why-did-you-come-oh-i-know-what-you-are-going-to-say-you-felt-that/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/my-aunt-dahlia-who-runs-a-woman-s-paper-called-milady-s-boudoir-had/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/and-according-to-my-nearest-and-dearest-practically-a-half-witted/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/i-spent-the-afternoon-musing-on-life-if-you-come-to-think-of-it-what/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) > [“Well, the fact is," said Celia, in a burst of girlish frankness, "I rather think I've killed George." Killed him, eh?" It was a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wodehouse/well-the-fact-is-said-celia-in-a-burst-of-girlish-frankness-i-rather/) [Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wodehouse/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/aunts/wodehouse/#itemlist", "name": "1 Aunts Quotes By Wodehouse", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her \"Husbands and Brothers\" page on \"What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing\". I believe in encouraging aunts, when deserving; and, as there are many worse eggs than her knocking about the metrop, I had consented blithely. 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