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> [If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking comedy, so no matter what, I always got that coming in. I'm always working on my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/if-i-see-an-audition-for-a-show-or-a-movie-i-ll-send-a-tape-in-i/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

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## More by Joey Diaz

> [I just showed up at the Comedy Store. You keep showing up, and you keep showing up, and eventually, somebody notices.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-just-showed-up-at-the-comedy-store-you-keep-showing-up-and-you-keep/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-m-hispanic-i-m-a-catholic-i-believe-in-god-i-believe-in-karma/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [People die millionaires. All your life, you're gonna stress money?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/people-die-millionaires-all-your-life-you-re-gonna-stress-money/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [“If you not High by two in the Afternoon. GO fuck yourself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/if-you-not-high-by-two-in-the-afternoon-go-fuck-yourself/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I was just coming out of prison, I was married, and I had a kid, and I didn't know what to do, so I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-was-just-coming-out-of-prison-i-was-married-and-i-had-a-kid-and-i/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I thought I would be an extra one time in a movie. And I would have been happy with that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-thought-i-would-be-an-extra-one-time-in-a-movie-and-i-would-have/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I'm a stand-up comic, but I also have ideas, and I want to get them out. People think getting in front of the mic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-m-a-stand-up-comic-but-i-also-have-ideas-and-i-want-to-get-them-out/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/if-i-see-an-audition-for-a-show-or-a-movie-i-ll-send-a-tape-in-i/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I love Houston.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-love-houston/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [I lived in my car in Hollywood for a year, and then it got towed. My... apartment got towed. How... does that happen?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/i-lived-in-my-car-in-hollywood-for-a-year-and-then-it-got-towed-my/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

> [Hey, I'm not rich, but I'm lucky. I get to do what I want to do. That's not an easy thing to do in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-diaz/hey-i-m-not-rich-but-i-m-lucky-i-get-to-do-what-i-want-to-do-that-s/)

[Joey Diaz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-diaz/)

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