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title: "25 Atticus Quotes By Kevin Hearne"
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> [“Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/atticus-damn-it-jim-i-m-a-druid-not-a-physicist/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“May harmony find you" Atticus”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/may-harmony-find-you-atticus/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“It's only a slight modification of causality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/it-s-only-a-slight-modification-of-causality/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Atticus, ixnay issingpay off the oppercay.>”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/atticus-ixnay-issingpay-off-the-oppercay/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/canine-psychology-101-seriously-don-t-look-at-it-the-t-bone-steak/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/their-numbers-swell-like-viruses-until-they-madden-someone-with-a/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/they-may-have-been-victims-at-one-time-but-what-you-have-to-focus-on/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over." Atticus”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/careful-with-that-ego-you-could-knock-somebody-over-atticus/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Oberon "Holy revelations Druidman! She's on to us!" Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right! Quick, to the Geekmobile!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/oberon-holy-revelations-druidman-she-s-on-to-us-atticus-gods-below-i/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Atticus "three kinds of cat shit, Oberon." Oberon "and an arrogant family of squirrels.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/atticus-three-kinds-of-cat-shit-oberon-oberon-and-an-arrogant-family/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/dude-if-that-was-a-shakespearean-quote-duel-he-just-kicked-your-ass/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Oberon Atticus "Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/oberon-atticus-gods-below-i-think-you-re-right-quick-to-the-geekmobile/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Are you going to kick somebody’s ass? I don’t know. Maybe. Well, I’m not going to worry. I’ve watched you spar with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/are-you-going-to-kick-somebody-s-ass-i-don-t-know-maybe-well-i-m-not/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“How can I be assured the apple you bring me is Idunn's? Well, it'll be golden, for one thing, and after you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/how-can-i-be-assured-the-apple-you-bring-me-is-idunn-s-well-it-ll-be/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked. "It's a Shakespearean word for whore." ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/out-out-thou-strumpet-fortune-i-cried-with-all-the-venom-of-charlton/)

[kevin hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Oberon "one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/oberon-one-day-atticus-was-amazed-to-discover-that-when-jupiter-said/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Dude is that was a Shakespeare quote duel, he just kicked your ass." Oberon I know, but I slipped in some T.S.Eliot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/dude-is-that-was-a-shakespeare-quote-duel-he-just-kicked-your-ass/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/i-quietly-cast-camouflage-on-myself-which-is-the-nearest-i-can-come/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/hey-atticus-do-me-a-quick-favour-before-we-go-its-easy-sure-what-is/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/oh-oberon-looked-at-me-i-know-that-has-to-make-you-sad-but-call-to-me/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Atticus makes gigantic mistakes at times. But there are also times like this one when he makes of his life a poem…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/atticus-makes-gigantic-mistakes-at-times-but-there-are-also-times/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/you-will-need-to-make-an-effort-to-appear-a-little-less-scruffy/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Don’t hate the Meat Lord, Atticus. Just offer him steak sauce and words of praise.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/don-t-hate-the-meat-lord-atticus-just-offer-him-steak-sauce-and-words/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/hopefully-next-time-i-won-t-be-recovering-from-an-assassination/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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> [“When you're in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/when-you-re-in-the-middle-of-a-killing-field-and-the-fucking-chooser/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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## Other authors on Atticus

## More by Kevin Hearne

> [Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/whoa-he-had-ghouls-on-speed-dial-my-lawyer-kicks-so-much-ass/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“I bet it’s a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/i-bet-it-s-a-universal-truth-you-eat-your-pie-or-go-home/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/like-many-silly-codes-of-bravery-and-manliness-the-meat-of-my-father/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/wow-you-need-to-get-some-sun-shut-up-i-m-irish/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/hence-the-reason-i-encourage-you-to-believe-what-you-wish-the-heaven/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/awesome-i-d-just-bullied-jesus-into-doing-a-shot-with-me-nobody-would/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/i-thought-for-the-longest-time-that-chicken-fried-steak-was-steak/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/when-he-said-to-give-him-the-sword-i-don-t-think-he-meant-for-you-to/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“Oh sweet kraken tits.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/oh-sweet-kraken-tits/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/no-see-when-you-throw-up-you-re-vomiting-but-when-you-throw-down-you/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/the-grin-on-his-face-wasn-t-the-affable-friendly-sort-instead-it-was/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/what-sealed-the-deal-for-me-was-that-the-cloak-wouldn-t-come-off/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [On a Creep Scale from Hello Kitty to Cthulhu, I award it a Freddy Krueger. Granuaile MacTiernan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/on-a-creep-scale-from-hello-kitty-to-cthulhu-i-award-it-a-freddy/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“So this means you're spoiling me right?" Can't Help it. You're the best hound ever. Oberon's tail thumped a few times and his mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/so-this-means-you-re-spoiling-me-right-can-t-help-it-you-re-the-best/)

[Kevin Hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

> [“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston. Oberon asked. "It's a Shakespearean word for whore." ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hearne/out-out-thou-strumpet-fortune-i-cried-with-all-the-venom-of-charlton/)

[kevin hearne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hearne/)

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