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> [“Dinner was a disaster. Brent introduced himself while staring at my bulge, and I was glad to be shown to our table so that we were seated with a table between us, forcing him to look me in the eye.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/dinner-was-a-disaster-brent-introduced-himself-while-staring-at-my/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

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## More by Brett Kiellerop-Morris

> [“Dinner was a disaster. Brent introduced himself while staring at my bulge, and I was glad to be shown to our table so that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/dinner-was-a-disaster-brent-introduced-himself-while-staring-at-my/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

> [“I saw him enthusiastically greet a hulking big African American (Do they call them African Americans here?).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/i-saw-him-enthusiastically-greet-a-hulking-big-african-american-do/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

> [“I'm not an ageist, and I'm not looking for a man in a certain restrictive age range, however I've found over the years that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/i-m-not-an-ageist-and-i-m-not-looking-for-a-man-in-a-certain/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

> [“Can I please have some coffee?" I asked my secretary, Sue. I knew I was talking to her breasts, but I didn't care: she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/can-i-please-have-some-coffee-i-asked-my-secretary-sue-i-knew-i-was/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

> [“Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-kiellerop-morris/pregnancy-seems-designed-to-prepare-you-for-life-as-a-mother-you/)

[Brett Kiellerop-Morris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-kiellerop-morris/)

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