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title: "19 Attend Funeral Quotes by 19 authors"
description: "Browse 19 Attend Funeral quotes by 19 authors. Discover the best Attend Funeral sayings and thoughts."
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> [“How could I sleep with a man I wasn't sure would attend my funeral?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randy-susan-meyers/how-could-i-sleep-with-a-man-i-wasn-t-sure-would-attend-my-funeral/)

[Randy Susan Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randy-susan-meyers/)

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> [If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-mansfield/if-you-wish-to-live-you-must-first-attend-your-own-funeral/)

[Katherine Mansfield](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-mansfield/)

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> [I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-twain/i-didn-t-attend-the-funeral-but-i-sent-a-nice-letter-saying-i-2/)

[Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-twain/)

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> [“Do something in your life which will make millions of people attend your funeral. Have a worthy life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mayur-ramgir/do-something-in-your-life-which-will-make-millions-of-people-attend/)

[Mayur Ramgir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mayur-ramgir/)

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> [“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-mcmanus/i-didn-t-attend-the-funeral-but-i-sent-a-nice-letter-saying-i/)

[Mike McManus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-mcmanus/)

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> [Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kehlog-albran/even-the-best-of-friends-cannot-attend-each-other-s-funeral/)

[Kehlog Albran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kehlog-albran/)

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> [“I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/i-was-dead-and-i-hadn-t-even-been-able-to-attend-my-own-funeral/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

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> [I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/i-think-you-should-live-your-life-so-that-the-maximum-number-of/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/scott-adams-666_attend_i-think-you-should-live-your-life-so-tha_3049852.jpg)

> [Friends will attend my funeral. Good friends will cry at my funeral. But my best friends would update my Facebook status Who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/friends-will-attend-my-funeral-good-friends-will-cry-at-my-funeral/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-parr/i-always-take-photographs-when-i-attend-a-funeral-most-people-there/)

[Martin Parr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-parr/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aeb/martin-parr-4726_cameras_i-always-take-photographs-when-i-attend_2627402.png)

> [I was so hung over that I died, woke up from the dead & then died again. But didn't attend my own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-so-hung-over-that-i-died-woke-up-from-the-dead-then-died-again/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Some people don’t attend funeral not because they don’t want to but they are not emotionally strong to see anybody GO.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neeraj-bhanot/some-people-don-t-attend-funeral-not-because-they-don-t-want-to-but/)

[Neeraj Bhanot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neeraj-bhanot/)

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> [“I just thought that a man, or in this case a woman, never gets too busy to attend his or her own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cortez-law-iii/i-just-thought-that-a-man-or-in-this-case-a-woman-never-gets-too-busy/)

[Cortez Law III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cortez-law-iii/)

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> [“he was worried there might be a problem with the ferry the following day, and he wanted to make sure he’d be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dianne-harman/he-was-worried-there-might-be-a-problem-with-the-ferry-the-following/)

[Dianne Harman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dianne-harman/)

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> [No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-friedenberg/no-american-is-prepared-to-attend-his-own-funeral-without-the/)

[Edgar Friedenberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-friedenberg/)

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> [When you attend a funeral, It is sad to think that sooner o' Later those you love will do the same for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-lehrer/when-you-attend-a-funeral-it-is-sad-to-think-that-sooner-o-later/)

[Tom Lehrer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-lehrer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a19/tom-lehrer-3442_funeral_when-you-attend-a-funeral-it-is-sad-to-t_2661441.jpg)

> [You attend the funeral, you bid the dead farewell. You grieve. Then you continue with your life. And at times the fact…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/you-attend-the-funeral-you-bid-the-dead-farewell-you-grieve-then-you/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

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> [“Unless I’m dead, I’ll definitely be at your funeral. Just be sure to return the favor and show up at mine. Your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/unless-i-m-dead-i-ll-definitely-be-at-your-funeral-just-be-sure-to/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0c8/jarod-kintz-2_death_unless-i-m-dead-i-ll-definitely-be-at-yo_2031505.jpg)

> [The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-waldo-emerson/the-chief-mourner-does-not-always-attend-the-funeral/)

[Ralph Waldo Emerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-waldo-emerson/)

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