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title: "3 Ate Baby Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Ate Baby quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Ate Baby sayings and thoughts."
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> [I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-bloch/i-haven-t-had-this-much-fun-since-the-rats-ate-my-baby-sister/)

[Robert Bloch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-bloch/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/352/robert-bloch-13489_baby_i-haven-t-had-this-much-fun-since-the-ra_382030.jpg)

> [If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/if-you-want-to-sue-somebody-just-get-a-little-plastic-skeleton-and/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c30/jack-handey-829_ants_if-you-want-to-sue-somebody-just-get-a-l_1134697.jpg)

> [“until the night it ate the baby.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-duncan/until-the-night-it-ate-the-baby/)

[Dave Duncan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-duncan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/278/dave-duncan-24914_baby_until-the-night-it-ate-the-baby-3041950_3041950.jpg)

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