--- title: "7 Assholes Quotes By Nikhil Saluja" description: "7 Assholes quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Assholes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitte_568861.jpg" --- > [2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitter-with-assholes/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitte_568861.jpg) > [Follow me please - assholes and idiots on twitter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/follow-me-please-assholes-and-idiots-on-twitter/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_follow-me-please-assholes-and-idiots-on_601640.jpg) > [If you constantly attract assholes, it's probably you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-constantly-attract-assholes-it-s-probably-you/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ae/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-you-constantly-attract-assholes-it-s_1062325.jpg) > [Dealing with assholes is a perfect timepass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/dealing-with-assholes-is-a-perfect-timepass/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a9/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_dealing-with-assholes-is-a-perfect-timep_1185140.jpg) > [Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/guys-who-piss-on-toilet-seats-are-fucking-assholes-you-know-how-i/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/341/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_guys-who-piss-on-toilet-seats-are-fuckin_1236543.jpg) > [The people who says, the book is better than the movie, are fucking assholes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-people-who-says-the-book-is-better-than-the-movie-are-fucking/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_the-people-who-says-the-book-is-better-t_2441503.jpg) > [I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-ve-learned-that-no-matter-how-much-i-care-some-people-are-just/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d23/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_i-ve-learned-that-no-matter-how-much-i-c_3004957.jpg) ## Other authors on Assholes ## More by Nikhil Saluja > [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) > [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/assholes/nikhil-saluja/#itemlist", "name": "7 Assholes Quotes By Nikhil Saluja", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nikhil Saluja" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitter-with-assholes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitte_568861.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitte_568861.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2c/nikhil-saluja-26_assholes_2013-still-no-flying-cars-instead-twitte_568861.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.” — Nikhil Saluja", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Follow me please - 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