--- title: "3 Assholes Quotes By M. Leighton" description: "3 Assholes quotes by M. Leighton. Plus more from M. Leighton and more Assholes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c72/m-leighton-786_quote_looks-like-he-recovered-from-the-wood-ch_1285185.jpg" --- > [“Looks like he recovered from the wood chipper pretty well. Want me to kick his ass?” “No, I don’t want you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/looks-like-he-recovered-from-the-wood-chipper-pretty-well-want-me-to/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c72/m-leighton-786_quote_looks-like-he-recovered-from-the-wood-ch_1285185.jpg) > [“You sure? Because I specialize in deassholization." This time she smiles. Deassholization?" "Yeah. Just think of me as the Orkin man of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/you-sure-because-i-specialize-in-deassholization-this-time-she-smiles/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f1/m-leighton-786_assholes_you-sure-because-i-specialize-in-deassho_2520337.jpg) > [“How did you get my number anyway?” “Some asshole named Nash.” “Asshole?” “Yeah, asshole. Don’t tell me you don’t think he’s an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/how-did-you-get-my-number-anyway-some-asshole-named-nash-asshole-yeah/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad8/m-leighton-786_assholes_how-did-you-get-my-number-anyway-some-as_3088148.jpg) ## Other authors on Assholes ## More by M. Leighton > [“She smiled at and spoke to each person. It was as though she couldn't come into contact with anyone or anything without imparting some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/she-smiled-at-and-spoke-to-each-person-it-was-as-though-she-couldn-t/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Dude, now you’re flirting? Even to my own ears, my comment sounds suggestive. The sad thing is, it was meant that way. There are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/dude-now-you-re-flirting-even-to-my-own-ears-my-comment-sounds/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“She chews the inside of her lip as she digests it all. I don’t think she has a clue how sexy and adorable she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/she-chews-the-inside-of-her-lip-as-she-digests-it-all-i-don-t-think/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Really?” “Really.” “Really really?” “Really really. Just remember, tonight you’re mine.” It worries how much I like the sound of that, the thought of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/really-really-really-really-really-really-just-remember-tonight-you/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“It’s me,” he says softly. “Stop listening to everything else. Remember the way you feel when I’m kissing you and touching you. Don’t think with your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/it-s-me-he-says-softly-stop-listening-to-everything-else-remember-the/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Someday I'll marry you, Miracle. And maybe someday after that, I'll deserve you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/someday-i-ll-marry-you-miracle-and-maybe-someday-after-that-i-ll/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/somehow-while-i-wasn-t-looking-i-fell-and-i-fell-hard/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Don’t you think you should at least get dressed?” “Don’t you think you should at least give me my shirt then?” -Cash”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/don-t-you-think-you-should-at-least-get-dressed-don-t-you-think-you/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Please. I love her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/please-i-love-her/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“I’ve never really had feelings for a girl like her. Hell, I’ve never really had feelings for any girl period. Not like this anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/i-ve-never-really-had-feelings-for-a-girl-like-her-hell-i-ve-never/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Nash leans forward and cups my cheek with his hand. He cocks his head slightly as he considers me. “Don’t do that. Don’t ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/nash-leans-forward-and-cups-my-cheek-with-his-hand-he-cocks-his-head/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“He looks into my eyes for several intense seconds, watching me like I’m all he sees. And he’s all I see. For this moment,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/he-looks-into-my-eyes-for-several-intense-seconds-watching-me-like-i/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Before I can respond, Nash continues. “Or was I there, too?” He brushes his lips over mine. “Did you think of my lips when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/before-i-can-respond-nash-continues-or-was-i-there-too-he-brushes-his/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“Yep, I’m making a fool of myself. Again. Right in front of Nash. Is there no end to my embarrassment with this guy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/yep-i-m-making-a-fool-of-myself-again-right-in-front-of-nash-is-there/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) > [“You haven't failed me. You've breathed so much life into my existence. Don't ever be sorry for that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-leighton/you-haven-t-failed-me-you-ve-breathed-so-much-life-into-my-existence/) [M. Leighton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-leighton/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/assholes/m-leighton/#itemlist", "name": "3 Assholes Quotes By M. Leighton", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Looks like he recovered from the wood chipper pretty well. Want me to kick his ass?” “No, I don’t want you to kick his ass.” “You sure? 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