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title: "11 Asshole Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon"
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> [“So, slim who is this designer asshole?" Falcyn "That's Mr. Asshole to you Dragon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/so-slim-who-is-this-designer-asshole-falcyn-that-s-mr-asshole-to-you/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/oh-baby-this-ain-t-asshole-trust-me-there-s-a-whole-keg-of-asshole-i/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/42e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_asshole_oh-baby-this-ain-t-asshole-trust-me-ther_577392.jpg)

> [I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to 'Damn it' or 'Asshole'” Styxx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-beginning-to-think-my-name-has-been-changed-to-damn-it-or-asshole/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/great-just-great-the-only-thing-to-make-him-a-worse-asshole-would-be/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_kicks_great-just-great-the-only-thing-to-make_1166357.jpg)

> [“You look like shit. (Vane) Yeah, well, I wouldn’t date you either, asshole. (Fury)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-look-like-shit-vane-yeah-well-i-wouldn-t-date-you-either-asshole/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e8/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_asshole_you-look-like-shit-vane-yeah-well-i-woul_2353902.jpg)

> [Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/tell-me-again-how-great-you-are-asshole-nothing-like-a-steel-enema-to/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?” “I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-really-can-t-help-being-an-asshole-can-you-i-probably-could-but/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c9/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_asshole_you-really-can-t-help-being-an-asshole-c_3233813.jpg)

> [“Don’t touch me, Daimon. You’re not worthy. (Kessar) Up yours, asshole. I don’t want the Sumerian slime pit stench on me anyway.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-touch-me-daimon-you-re-not-worthy-kessar-up-yours-asshole-i-don/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7f/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_asshole_don-t-touch-me-daimon-you-re-not-worthy_2614867.jpg)

> [“See, I know this game. You flatter me, make me laugh and feel good about myself. Then the next thing I know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/see-i-know-this-game-you-flatter-me-make-me-laugh-and-feel-good-about/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94d/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_walking-out-the-door_see-i-know-this-game-you-flatter-me-make_138949.jpg)

> [You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-punk-asshole-what-was-this-a-game-for-you-this-is-my-life-s-work/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e94/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_born_you-punk-asshole-what-was-this-a-game-fo_532532.jpg)

> [And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who’d have ever thought it? Whoever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/and-neither-do-i-asshole-wren-wow-multiple-syllables-and-a-whole/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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## Other authors on Asshole

## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon

> [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

> [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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                        "text": "You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits and giggles? Or was this nothing more than a fraternity prank? Please tell me that you didn’t just ruin my integrity to get some kind of drinking points. This is something I’ve been working for since before you were born. How dare you make a mockery of me. I hope to God that one day someone degrades you like this so that you’ll know, just once in your spoiled pompous life, what humiliation feels like! (Tory)",
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                        "text": "And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who’d have ever thought it? Whoever she was, she must have had a lot of talent to make you speak. Next thing you know, she’ll have the dead walking. Quick, call a Dark-Hunter. I’m sure some of them would like another resurrection. (Dev)",
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