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title: "13 Asshole Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
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> [A friend in need is a dependent asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-friend-in-need-is-a-dependent-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/nikhil-saluja-26_friendship_a-friend-in-need-is-a-dependent-asshole_1633559.jpg)

> [If you are an asshole, we can be best Friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-are-an-asshole-we-can-be-best-friends/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/986/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_if-you-are-an-asshole-we-can-be-best-fri_68461.jpg)

> [Only an 'asshole' can fart in someone's face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/only-an-asshole-can-fart-in-someone-s-face/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_only-an-asshole-can-fart-in-someone-s-fa_432621.jpg)

> [There is a very thin line between gentleman and sarcastic asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/there-is-a-very-thin-line-between-gentleman-and-sarcastic-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/517/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_there-is-a-very-thin-line-between-gentle_555422.jpg)

> [If you're not using Instagram congrats on not being an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-re-not-using-instagram-congrats-on-not-being-an-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/762/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-you-re-not-using-instagram-congrats-o_1776630.jpg)

> [If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-re-the-one-who-judges-someone-reading-them-you-re-an-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ef/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_if-you-re-the-one-who-judges-someone-rea_1000788.jpg)

> [If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-love-someone-so-much-you-re-waiting-for-them-you-re-noble-if/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75a/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_if-you-love-someone-so-much-you-re-waiti_676687.jpg)

> [So you have an inspiring bio about being the change that you want to be in this world, you're an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/so-you-have-an-inspiring-bio-about-being-the-change-that-you-want-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5eb/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_so-you-have-an-inspiring-bio-about-being_2975975.jpg)

> [If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-park-next-to-me-like-an-asshole-i-ll-make-sure-to-open-my-door/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/132/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_if-you-park-next-to-me-like-an-asshole-i_490307.jpg)

> [If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-a-girl-takes-the-time-to-straighten-her-hair-and-you-don-t-fall-in/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11c/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_if-a-girl-takes-the-time-to-straighten-h_2197941.jpg)

> [I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-the-asshole-who-parks-the-shopping-cart-right-next-to-your-car-in/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa3/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_i-m-the-asshole-who-parks-the-shopping-c_1516418.jpg)

> [I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-hate-when-people-walk-in-on-me-masturbating-and-look-at-me-like-i-m/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/948/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_i-hate-when-people-walk-in-on-me-masturb_1050051.jpg)

> [There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/there-s-always-that-one-asshole-who-says-at-band-camp-when-someone/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ec/nikhil-saluja-26_asshole_there-s-always-that-one-asshole-who-says_3136422.jpg)

## Other authors on Asshole

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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