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title: "3 Asshole Quotes By Madeleine Beckett"
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> [“So I want you to pull your head out of your donkey ass and keep an eye out for her, do you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/so-i-want-you-to-pull-your-head-out-of-your-donkey-ass-and-keep-an/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

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> [“It's because he's an asshole. Asshole brains don't work the same as ours do. Too much brown sludge.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/it-s-because-he-s-an-asshole-asshole-brains-don-t-work-the-same-as/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

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> [“But I need you to know that I’m all in with you. I’m giving you all of myself. I know I can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/but-i-need-you-to-know-that-i-m-all-in-with-you-i-m-giving-you-all-of/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

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## Other authors on Asshole

## More by Madeleine Beckett

> [“I love you,” he whispers before he pulls back and stares down into her eyes. “You’re gonna get really fucking tired of hearing me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/i-love-you-he-whispers-before-he-pulls-back-and-stares-down-into-her/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“Dylan:"So how do we do this? What do we do now? Myra:"I'm not sure. All I know, is that I want to do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/dylan-so-how-do-we-do-this-what-do-we-do-now-myra-i-m-not-sure-all-i/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“I just sunk the Titanic in your toilet and now it’s clogged up, and I can’t get the fucker to flush.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/i-just-sunk-the-titanic-in-your-toilet-and-now-it-s-clogged-up-and-i/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“So I want you to pull your head out of your donkey ass and keep an eye out for her, do you hear me?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/so-i-want-you-to-pull-your-head-out-of-your-donkey-ass-and-keep-an/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“So, do you have a Band-Aid?” Ray asks in a low voice. Dylan stares at him with his mouth open because why the fuck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/so-do-you-have-a-band-aid-ray-asks-in-a-low-voice-dylan-stares-at-him/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“Sometimes the decisions that seem the most illogical at the time, later on turn out to be the best decisions of our lives.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/sometimes-the-decisions-that-seem-the-most-illogical-at-the-time/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“It's because he's an asshole. Asshole brains don't work the same as ours do. Too much brown sludge.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/it-s-because-he-s-an-asshole-asshole-brains-don-t-work-the-same-as/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“Reading helps her escape. It lets her escape to an imaginary world where she can live another life. Where she can forget about her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/reading-helps-her-escape-it-lets-her-escape-to-an-imaginary-world/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“There’s one thing that I’m completely certain of and that’s that people change their minds all the time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/there-s-one-thing-that-i-m-completely-certain-of-and-that-s-that/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“I never cheated. Always remember that. I wasn't with her until after we broke up." "You did cheat. You cheated with your heart. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/i-never-cheated-always-remember-that-i-wasn-t-with-her-until-after-we/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“But I need you to know that I’m all in with you. I’m giving you all of myself. I know I can be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/but-i-need-you-to-know-that-i-m-all-in-with-you-i-m-giving-you-all-of/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“I didn't know you were such a caveman." "I'm a damn contractor. Of course I'm a fucking caveman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/i-didn-t-know-you-were-such-a-caveman-i-m-a-damn-contractor-of-course/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“God, I’d love to have someone rip my panties from my body. But I think the only way Jeff could get my ginormous grandma…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/god-i-d-love-to-have-someone-rip-my-panties-from-my-body-but-i-think/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“His breathing increases. “I’ve only kissed one woman in my damn life. But I want to kiss you so fucking bad right now,” he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/his-breathing-increases-i-ve-only-kissed-one-woman-in-my-damn-life/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

> [“I came here cuz...” he says before he stops and stares intently at her mouth. “Cuz I wanna see your lips. Been thinking about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madeleine-beckett/i-came-here-cuz-he-says-before-he-stops-and-stares-intently-at-her/)

[Madeleine Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/madeleine-beckett/)

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