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title: "6 Asshole Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer"
description: "6 Asshole quotes by M.F. Moonzajer. Plus more from M.F. Moonzajer and more Asshole sayings from other authors."
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> [“Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/let-s-be-assholes-and-enjoy-the-life/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a84/m-f-moonzajer-244_asshole_let-s-be-assholes-and-enjoy-the-life-220_220334.jpg)

> [“Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/idealists-are-either-blind-or-clowns-because-they-think-it-is/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/263/m-f-moonzajer-244_asshole_idealists-are-either-blind-or-clowns-bec_730411.jpg)

> [“We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/we-are-all-stupid-assholes-leaving-alone-and-complaining-forever/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f9/m-f-moonzajer-244_asshole_we-are-all-stupid-assholes-leaving-alone_1042293.jpg)

> [“You are so fool worshiping and dreaming her like an angel; while another asshole is banging her right now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/you-are-so-fool-worshiping-and-dreaming-her-like-an-angel-while/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/536/m-f-moonzajer-244_angel_you-are-so-fool-worshiping-and-dreaming_1744065.jpg)

> [“Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/time-doesn-t-change-anything-that-is-why-we-still-worship-asshole/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/m-f-moonzajer-244_anything_time-doesn-t-change-anything-that-is-why_1819279.jpg)

> [“You can’t make silly people stay away from you; all you can do is staying away from them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/you-can-t-make-silly-people-stay-away-from-you-all-you-can-do-is/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1c/m-f-moonzajer-244_asshole_you-can-t-make-silly-people-stay-away-fr_2410278.jpg)

## Other authors on Asshole

## More by M.F. Moonzajer

> [“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-people-fully-understand-you-they-will-think-of-you-as-a-normal-if/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/you-are-the-end-of-beauty-and-creativity-one-must-have-created-so-far/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-they-can-worship-a-weird-creature-which-is-even-not-existed-why-i/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/water-is-so-friendly-when-you-have-it-on-your-palms-but-so-evil-when/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“When I look at you; I feel that God must have created you for himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/when-i-look-at-you-i-feel-that-god-must-have-created-you-for-himself/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/i-am-neither-a-philosopher-nor-a-thinker-but-simply-follower-of-my/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/a-man-who-does-not-commit-an-evil-act-either-has-no-opportunity-or/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/every-nation-is-part-of-the-history-we-inherit-blacks-and-whites/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-you-sought-to-leave-the-world-don-t-go-alone-since-there-are-too/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/misery-and-poverty-of-a-nation-is-associated-with-the-conscious-of/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/love-is-not-about-liking-loving-and-caring-but-appreciation/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/kindness-is-an-extraordinary-moment-and-status-even-if-it-has-to-be/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“I hate”relative term”, it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/i-hate-relative-term-it-is-everywhere-cause-even-men-are-relatively/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If a man is proud of you in public, he will always be proud of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-a-man-is-proud-of-you-in-public-he-will-always-be-proud-of-you/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you bite a giggling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/hold-me-like-you-hold-the-hand-of-a-little-kid-who-needs-you-in/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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