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title: "489 Asshole Quotes by 356 authors"
description: "Browse 489 Asshole quotes by 356 authors. Discover the best Asshole sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Hawk was a motherfucking asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/hawk-was-a-motherfucking-asshole/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [It's not illegal to be an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ariel-pink/it-s-not-illegal-to-be-an-asshole/)

[Ariel Pink](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ariel-pink/)

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> [Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-klausner/shirley-maclaine-what-an-asshole/)

[Julie Klausner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-klausner/)

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> [“Nice bird, asshole!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-lynch/nice-bird-asshole/)

[Scott Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-lynch/)

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> [I think about you everyday asshole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/talyiah/i-think-about-you-everyday-asshole/)

[Talyiah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/talyiah/)

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> [“Asshole Proximity Disorder”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefan-molyneux/asshole-proximity-disorder/)

[Stefan Molyneux](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stefan-molyneux/)

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> [Asshole but I miss u](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/asshole-but-i-miss-u/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Six foot eight and all asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-beukes/six-foot-eight-and-all-asshole/)

[Lauren Beukes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-beukes/)

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> [“God damn it you asshole! Wake up or I'll fucking shoot you!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/isaac-marion/god-damn-it-you-asshole-wake-up-or-i-ll-fucking-shoot-you/)

[Isaac Marion](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/isaac-marion/)

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> [There is a very thin line between gentleman and sarcastic asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/there-is-a-very-thin-line-between-gentleman-and-sarcastic-asshole/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Well, I hope you were nice to him ’cause I was kind of an asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/well-i-hope-you-were-nice-to-him-cause-i-was-kind-of-an-asshole/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

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> [I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-waits/i-m-the-type-of-guy-who-d-sell-you-a-rat-s-asshole-for-a-wedding-ring/)

[Tom Waits](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-waits/)

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> [“All you’ve done is remind me of what an asshole you are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morgan-parker/all-you-ve-done-is-remind-me-of-what-an-asshole-you-are/)

[Morgan Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morgan-parker/)

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> [“Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/thank-god-i-don-t-have-a-triangle-shaped-asshole/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/pam-claude-the-mouthwateringly-beautiful-asshole/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [“Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-roberts/asshole-fbi-agents-that-want-to-shoot-girl-scouts/)

[C.J. Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-roberts/)

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> [“to some asshole who has more credit in his pockets than I do? Not going to happen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/to-some-asshole-who-has-more-credit-in-his-pockets-than-i-do-not/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“How can he love being... that? Being what Caine is?" "Because he's an asshole," she says. "You must have noticed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-stover/how-can-he-love-being-that-being-what-caine-is-because-he-s-an/)

[Matthew Stover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-stover/)

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> [“Everything he did, he did well, and as a result he was an accomplished asshole indeed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-preston/everything-he-did-he-did-well-and-as-a-result-he-was-an-accomplished/)

[Douglas Preston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-preston/)

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> [“He can play the gentleman all he wants. I know he's still an asshole at heart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ember-casey/he-can-play-the-gentleman-all-he-wants-i-know-he-s-still-an-asshole/)

[Ember Casey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ember-casey/)

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> [“If there are two choices, I'm usually going to pick the wrong one, but I really don't do it to be an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katja-millay/if-there-are-two-choices-i-m-usually-going-to-pick-the-wrong-one-but/)

[Katja Millay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katja-millay/)

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> [“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/diary-you-re-a-fucking-asshole-you-don-t-do-shit-to-help-me-no-one/)

[Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/)

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> [I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-hate-when-people-walk-in-on-me-masturbating-and-look-at-me-like-i-m/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-asshole-slipped-peggy-a-five-spot-to-bring-him-his-burger-first/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

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> [Sorry for fucking me over? sorry for lyin to me? sorry for getting my hopes up? sorry for everything? ussually fixes everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kiara-leigh/sorry-for-fucking-me-over-sorry-for-lyin-to-me-sorry-for-getting-my/)

[Kiara Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kiara-leigh/)

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> [“To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-russell/to-speak-a-language-that-was-as-intimate-and-free-as-certain-dreams/)

[Paul Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-russell/)

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> [“I am your darkest nightmare. I am your death.” Wow, someone had definitely given him the Introduction to Sounding Like a Poncy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sierra-dean/i-am-your-darkest-nightmare-i-am-your-death-wow-someone-had/)

[Sierra Dean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sierra-dean/)

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> [“Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-moody/don-t-tell-me-what-to-feel-all-my-fucking-life-people-have-been/)

[Hank Moody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-moody/)

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> [“We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could never erase you from my heart. That’s why I was such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-douglas/we-never-lost-that-as-much-as-i-tried-i-could-never-erase-you-from-my/)

[Penelope Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-douglas/)

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> [Not everyone can or will love you. You could run a cotton candy and unicorn farm and someone's gonna think you're an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-budig/not-everyone-can-or-will-love-you-you-could-run-a-cotton-candy-and/)

[Kathryn Budig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-budig/)

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> [“Tyler scowls. “And an asshole.” “Is that even up for debate?” He grins. “Jesus, such an asshole.” “And yet you’ve hung out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aubrey-irons/tyler-scowls-and-an-asshole-is-that-even-up-for-debate-he-grins-jesus/)

[Aubrey Irons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aubrey-irons/)

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> [“An' you turn your back on your friend, you may as well go ahead an' join the asshole squad, 'cause you just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/garth-ennis-and-steve-dillon/an-you-turn-your-back-on-your-friend-you-may-as-well-go-ahead-an-join/)

[Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/garth-ennis-and-steve-dillon/)

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> [“You like me,” he finally said. “You like me, like me.” He was trying not to smile. “No. I hate you,” I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-hodkin/you-like-me-he-finally-said-you-like-me-like-me-he-was-trying-not-to/)

[Michelle Hodkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-hodkin/)

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> [“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becky-wicks/she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-maybe-i-m-just-an-asshole-i/)

[Becky Wicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becky-wicks/)

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> [“You’re a huge sucking asshole,” Livia agreed. “You have everything at your fingertips. You’re healthy, smart, fun, and highly fashionable. But instead…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/debra-anastasia/you-re-a-huge-sucking-asshole-livia-agreed-you-have-everything-at/)

[Debra Anastasia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/debra-anastasia/)

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> [“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-cole/are-you-trying-to-find-some-sort-of-reason-that-i-ve-become-such-an/)

[Courtney Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-cole/)

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> [“Don't be an asshole" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: "Kettle.Black." Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/don-t-be-an-asshole-rhage-summed-up-the-regurgitation-with-two-words/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

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> [“And what, exactly, does this Band of Exiles plan to do? Host events? Organise party-planning committees?' Lucien's metal eye clicked faintly and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-j-maas/and-what-exactly-does-this-band-of-exiles-plan-to-do-host-events/)

[Sarah J. Maas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-j-maas/)

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> [“He did atrocious things, but it was him I wanted. Always, only him. Troy stopped when we were nose to nose. Toe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-shen/he-did-atrocious-things-but-it-was-him-i-wanted-always-only-him-troy/)

[L.J. Shen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-shen/)

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> [“You can say whatever you want about me, but none of it's true. You just can't stand the fact that your career…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katrina-kwan/you-can-say-whatever-you-want-about-me-but-none-of-it-s-true-you-just/)

[Katrina Kwan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katrina-kwan/)

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                        "text": "“Tyler scowls. “And an asshole.” “Is that even up for debate?” He grins. “Jesus, such an asshole.” “And yet you’ve hung out with me for, what, twenty-four years? The fuck does that make you?” “An idiot. Or toilet paper.”",
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                        "text": "“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some things in life that can't be explained. Period. Assholes are assholes. Rainbows are pretty. Kittens are cute. Chick flicks are sad. It's the way of things, no explanations.”",
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                        "text": "“Don't be an asshole\" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: \"Kettle.Black.\" Fucking hell. \"Did you guys plan that out?\" \"Yeah and if you don't fight us\"- Hollywood bit down on the grape Tootsie Pop-\"we'll do it again- only with the dance moves this time\" \"Spare me.\" \"Fine.Unless you agree to home it,we WILL rock the dance moves.\" To prove the point ,the moron linked his palms behind his head and started doing something obscene with his hips. Which was backed up by a series of,\"Uh-huh,uh-huh,ohhhh, yeeeeeeah,who's your daddy...\" The others looked at Rhage like he'd grown a horn in the middle of his forehead. Nothing unusual there. And Tohr knew that, in spite of this ridiculous diversion,if he didn't cave,the lot of them would crawl so far up his ass,he'd be coughing up shitkickers. Rhage wheeled around,shoved out his butt,and started slapping his moneymaker like it was bread dough. \"For the love of the Virgin Scribe,\"Z muttered \"put us out of this misery, and go the fuck home\" Someone else chimed in, \"You know, I never thought there were advantages to being blind...\" \"Or deaf\" \"Or mute,\" somebody added”",
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                        "text": "“And what, exactly, does this Band of Exiles plan to do? Host events? Organise party-planning committees?' Lucien's metal eye clicked faintly and narrowed. 'You can be as much of an asshole as that mate of yours, you know that?' True. I sighed again. 'I'm sorry. I just-' 'I don't have anywhere else to go.' Before I could object, he said. 'You ruined any chance I have of going back to Spring. Not to Tamlin, but to the court beyond his house. Everyone either still believes the lies you spun or they believe me complicit in your deceit. And as for here...' He shook off my grip and headed for the door. 'I can't stand to be in the same room as her for more than two minutes. I can't stand to be in this court and have your mate pay for the very clothes on my back.”",
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                        "text": "“He did atrocious things, but it was him I wanted. Always, only him. Troy stopped when we were nose to nose. Toe to toe. I loved watching those eyes from up-close. They were so ocean blue, no wonder they made my head swim. “I love you, Red. I love you determined, tough, innocent, resilient…” His brows furrowed as he drank me in, stroking the curve of my face with his calloused fingertips. “I love you broken, insecure, scared, furious and pissed off…” He let a small smile loose. I actually felt it, even though it was on his lips. “I love every part of you, the good and the bad, the hopeless and the assertive. We don’t just love. We heal each other with every touch and complete each other with ever kiss. And fuck, I know it’s corny as hell, but that’s what I need. You’re what I need.” My eyes fluttered shut, a lone tear hanging from the tip of my eyelash. “We don’t have ordinary words between us. You always set my fucking brain on fire when you talk to me. We don’t even have ordinary moments of silence. I always feel like I’m playing with you or being played by you when you’re around. And I refuse to let you walk out on this, on us.” He cupped my cheeks and I locked his palms in place, tightening my grip. I never wanted him to let go. He dipped his head down, tilting his forehead against mine. I knew he was right. Knew that I’d already forgiven him. Probably before I even knew what he did, when we were still living together. Hell, probably on that dance floor, when I was nine. My capturer. My monster. My savior. “I’m an asshole, was an asshole, and have every intention of staying an asshole. It’s the makeup of my fucking DNA. But I want to be your asshole. To you, I can be good. Maybe even great. For you, I’ll stop the rain from falling and the thunder from cracking and the wind from fucking blowing. And yes, I sure as hell knew you’d come back. You came straight back into my arms, flew back to your nest, lovebird. Now why would you do that if you didn’t love the shit out of me?” My eyes roamed his face. His hands felt delicious on my skin. It was like he was pumping life into me with his fingertips. Like he made me whole before I even knew parts of me were missing.”",
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                        "text": "“You can say whatever you want about me, but none of it's true. You just can't stand the fact that your career is stagnant and you don't have enough talent to climb your way up on your own. If calling me names and threatening me makes you feel like more of a man, fine. Knock yourself out.\" Eden yanks her hand away and jabs her forefinger against his chest hard enough that it makes him wince. \"You have a problem with me? You tell me. I'll cook circles around you, you snake. You think you can get away with it because I look like an easy target? I've got news for you, asshole, I've got a lot more fight in me than you think. But don't for a second think you can get away with dragging Alexander's name through the mud. He's twice the man you will ever hope to be. You're nothing but a little boy throwing a tantrum. So go ahead, do your fucking worst. Just don't be surprised when karma comes around to bite you in the ass.”",
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