--- title: "4 Asshole Girl Quotes by 4 authors" description: "Browse 4 Asshole Girl quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Asshole Girl sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/becky-wicks-44861_before-he-was-famous_she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-mayb_70586.jpg" --- > [“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becky-wicks/she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-maybe-i-m-just-an-asshole-i/) [Becky Wicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/becky-wicks/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/becky-wicks-44861_before-he-was-famous_she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-mayb_70586.jpg) > [“My head is throbbing. I need coffee. Leaving the marbled papers in a state of controlled chaos, I walk through the office…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/audrey-niffenegger/my-head-is-throbbing-i-need-coffee-leaving-the-marbled-papers-in-a/) [Audrey Niffenegger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/audrey-niffenegger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c0/audrey-niffenegger-1298_little-girl_my-head-is-throbbing-i-need-coffee-leavi_1655909.jpg) > [Hey Asshole, do you see her? that girl? she use to mean everything to you. she used to be your world. remember…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/hey-asshole-do-you-see-her-that-girl-she-use-to-mean-everything-to/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/anonymous-1_moving-on_hey-asshole-do-you-see-her-that-girl-she_1789487.jpg) > [Funny how most girls think guys have hearts made of stone. You believe guys are such assholes when it comes to holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-van-zyl/funny-how-most-girls-think-guys-have-hearts-made-of-stone-you-believe/) [Matthew Van Zyl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-van-zyl/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/16f/matthew-van-zyl-20277_being-hurt-by-someon_funny-how-most-girls-think-guys-have-hea_2034061.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/asshole-girl/#itemlist", "name": "Asshole Girl Quotes", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and I retract it quickly. He grabs it, holds it against him. You're not an asshole I'm thinking, but for some reason I can't say it. It would be like admitting something else; like the fact that he's an asshole to every girl who likes him, but never to me. And then I'd have to really think about why that is and that's not something I'll ever be comfortable with at all, even though his eyes are like maps and his words are like anchors and his songs are like personal messages and I love all that. - Chloe”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Becky Wicks" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/becky-wicks/she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-maybe-i-m-just-an-asshole-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/becky-wicks-44861_before-he-was-famous_she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-mayb_70586.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/becky-wicks-44861_before-he-was-famous_she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-mayb_70586.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/592/becky-wicks-44861_before-he-was-famous_she-really-liked-you-noah-yeah-well-mayb_70586.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' 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Lord only knows what I've said, done, or promised to this luminous creature, so I am forced to say in my best librarianese, \"Is there something I can help you with?\" The girl sort of breathes \"Henry!\" in this very evocative way that convinces me that at some point in time we have a really amazing thing together. This makes it worse that I don't know anything about her, not even her name. I say \"Have we met?\" and Isabelle givs me a look that says You asshole. But the girl says, \"I'm Claire Abshire. I knew you when I was a little girl,\" and invites me out to dinner. 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