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> [The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/the-definition-of-an-asshole-is-someone-who-doesn-t-believe-what-he/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/plus-in-one-of-his-e-mails-the-guy-said-he-didn-t-like-pancakes-what/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Sorry,” I muttered. “Just because you’re an asshole doesn’t mean I have to be a bitch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenna-black/sorry-i-muttered-just-because-you-re-an-asshole-doesn-t-mean-i-have/)

[Jenna Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenna-black/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/233/jenna-black-26873_asshole_sorry-i-muttered-just-because-you-re-an_721053.png)

> [“I told you we're close!" "Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-told-you-we-re-close-yeah-so-are-me-and-my-asshole-doesn-t-mean-i-m/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/193/jamie-mcguire-215_asshole_i-told-you-we-re-close-yeah-so-are-me-an_2607706.png)

> [“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/get-in-the-fucking-car-you-re-a-mean-drunk-you-haven-t-seen-me-mean/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02c/jamie-mcguire-215_drunk_get-in-the-fucking-car-you-re-a-mean-dru_3010750.png)

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