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> [You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You kicked my whores out. Pete told me. You staked your claim on me, even before you realized I’d…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-evans/you-ve-claimed-me-little-firecracker-you-kicked-a-pair-of-two-hundred/)

[Katy Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-evans/)

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> [“I think some people deserve to get their asses kicked”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dagoberto-gilb/i-think-some-people-deserve-to-get-their-asses-kicked/)

[Dagoberto Gilb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dagoberto-gilb/)

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