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title: "4 Ass Tastes Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fanny-merkin/i-drink-coffee-sometimes-but-starbucks-coffee-tastes-like-burnt-ass-i/)

[Fanny Merkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fanny-merkin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b93/fanny-merkin-29631_coffee_i-drink-coffee-sometimes-but-starbucks-c_301102.jpg)

> [“I’ve still got a few things I want to do, like shove my foot so far up the assassin’s ass that he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-ve-still-got-a-few-things-i-want-to-do-like-shove-my-foot-so-far-up/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53c/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_assassin_i-ve-still-got-a-few-things-i-want-to-do_466847.jpg)

> [“Do i look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream? No. no, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/quentin-tarantino/do-i-look-like-a-beautiful-blond-with-big-tits-and-an-ass-that-tastes/)

[Quentin Tarantino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/quentin-tarantino/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/quentin-tarantino-1030_bullshit_do-i-look-like-a-beautiful-blond-with-bi_601148.jpg)

> [“The big girl has ordered me something called a Venusian Fury. It’s dark as its namesake, Atalantia au Grimmus, and tastes like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierce-brown/the-big-girl-has-ordered-me-something-called-a-venusian-fury-it-s/)

[Pierce Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierce-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79d/pierce-brown-1011_taking-a-break_the-big-girl-has-ordered-me-something-ca_1276967.jpg)

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