--- title: "9 Ass Look Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 9 Ass Look quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Ass Look sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/anonymous-1_funny-fortune-cookie_those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big-57539_575394.jpg" --- > [Those pants make your ass look big.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/anonymous-1_funny-fortune-cookie_those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big-57539_575394.jpg) > [“Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him. "You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patricia-kunnyburger/does-this-dress-make-my-ass-look-big-i-ask-him-you-look-like-a-fat/) [Patricia Kunnyburger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patricia-kunnyburger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/755/patricia-kunnyburger-91201_ass_does-this-dress-make-my-ass-look-big-i-a_1229181.jpg) > [I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my ass look great.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-yoga-pants-not-only-are-they-comfortable-but-they-make-my-ass/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/anonymous-1_pants_i-love-yoga-pants-not-only-are-they-comf_370359.jpg) > [She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass. She even look better by the end of my glass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/she-a-7-in-the-face-but-a-10-in-the-ass-she-even-look-better-by-the/) [Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/big-sean-504_quote_she-a-7-in-the-face-but-a-10-in-the-ass_2141241.jpg) > [That akward moment when you put your phone next to you when your taking a shit and as your wiping your ass,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cody-gregory/that-akward-moment-when-you-put-your-phone-next-to-you-when-your/) [Cody Gregory](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cody-gregory/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5e/cody-gregory-228864_girlfriend_that-akward-moment-when-you-put-your-pho_2437162.jpg) > [“ A lot of people are afraid to tell you the truth in this business. Yes, you're going to have to suck…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-myles/a-lot-of-people-are-afraid-to-tell-you-the-truth-in-this-business-yes/) [Jill Myles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-myles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b4/jill-myles-29808_business_a-lot-of-people-are-afraid-to-tell-you-t_3165610.jpg) > [Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-bear-bergman/remember-the-fault-is-in-the-garment-certainly-not-the-girl-there-is/) [S. Bear Bergman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-bear-bergman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c0/s-bear-bergman-38810_answers_remember-the-fault-is-in-the-garment-cer_82396.jpg) > [“When he’d watched her in the past, he hadn’t understood why she would wear such conservative tops, then such provocative skirts. Yes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kresley-cole/when-he-d-watched-her-in-the-past-he-hadn-t-understood-why-she-would/) [Kresley Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kresley-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f36/kresley-cole-334_humour_when-he-d-watched-her-in-the-past-he-had_1059062.jpg) > [“Being a woman is a pain in the ass. You have to look “good.” Your hair needs to be neat—not just combed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-tur/being-a-woman-is-a-pain-in-the-ass-you-have-to-look-good-your-hair/) [Katy Tur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-tur/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/921/katy-tur-10146_every-single-day_being-a-woman-is-a-pain-in-the-ass-you-h_1963717.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ass-look/#itemlist", "name": "Ass Look Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Those pants make your ass look big.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/anonymous-1_funny-fortune-cookie_those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big-57539_575394.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/anonymous-1_funny-fortune-cookie_those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big-57539_575394.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c48/anonymous-1_funny-fortune-cookie_those-pants-make-your-ass-look-big-57539_575394.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Those pants make your ass look big.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Does this dress make my ass look big?\" I ask him. \"You look like a fat cow in high heels,\" he laughs. 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