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> [“your asses at Scrabble. Who’s up for an ass-kicking?” Lindsay”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/your-asses-at-scrabble-who-s-up-for-an-ass-kicking-lindsay/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

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## More by Lani Diane Rich

> [“Forgive me, Father, but I'm still screwed up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/forgive-me-father-but-i-m-still-screwed-up/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Reimagining your life. Usually when people get Towered, they try to rebuild what they had. It takes a lot of courage to imagine your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/reimagining-your-life-usually-when-people-get-towered-they-try-to/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/did-you-know-that-if-barbie-was-a-real-woman-with-those-proportions/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“I crossed my arms. "You're saying I'm not usually polite?" He staged a sigh. "It's amazing how quickly I can regret saying something with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/i-crossed-my-arms-you-re-saying-i-m-not-usually-polite-he-staged-a/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Anyway, back to the crush. Sorry to shift gears so fast, but we both know why we're here. I mean, if I wanted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/anyway-back-to-the-crush-sorry-to-shift-gears-so-fast-but-we-both/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/you-have-to-watch-your-language-people-will-think-you-have-no-fucking/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Forgive me, Father, but I'm not Catholic.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/forgive-me-father-but-i-m-not-catholic/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/there-just-aren-t-enough-o-s-in-the-word-smooth-for-me-are-there/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Sólo porque algo no sea buena idea no significa que no debas hacerlo -Elizabeth”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/s-lo-porque-algo-no-sea-buena-idea-no-significa-que-no-debas-hacerlo/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“When you knit, if you get something wrong and keep knitting, then when you discover it, you have to rip out all those rows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/when-you-knit-if-you-get-something-wrong-and-keep-knitting-then-when/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“there's a theory that when two people form a relationship, they form a third spiritual entity. When the relationship dies, that entity dies. Grief…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/there-s-a-theory-that-when-two-people-form-a-relationship-they-form-a/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“your asses at Scrabble. Who’s up for an ass-kicking?” Lindsay”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/your-asses-at-scrabble-who-s-up-for-an-ass-kicking-lindsay/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“I won’t be target practice in whatever little pissing contest you’ve got going on with him”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/i-won-t-be-target-practice-in-whatever-little-pissing-contest-you-ve/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“Look, we say stuff to women all the time. We say we’ll call them, then we don’t. We tell them they’re beautiful, then spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/look-we-say-stuff-to-women-all-the-time-we-say-we-ll-call-them-then/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

> [“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/what-are-you-doing-eating-a-salad-if-you-turned-sideways-in-the-wind/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

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