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> [I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fonock/i-m-as-busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

John Fonock

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## More by John Fonock

> [I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fonock/i-m-as-busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

John Fonock

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