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title: "22 Ass Kicking Quotes by 21 authors"
description: "Browse 22 Ass Kicking quotes by 21 authors. Discover the best Ass Kicking sayings and thoughts."
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> [I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-osbourne/i-m-an-ass-kicking-fat-kid/)

[Jack Osbourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-osbourne/)

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> [Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-louis-dreyfus/i-m-about-to-enter-a-national-ass-kicking-contest-with-no-legs-and-a/)

[Julia Louis-Dreyfus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-louis-dreyfus/)

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> [I'm as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-fonock/i-m-as-busy-as-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[John Fonock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-fonock/)

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> [“Having to explain to someone how they hurt you, always feels like an ass kicking... again.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfa-h/having-to-explain-to-someone-how-they-hurt-you-always-feels-like-an/)

[Alfa H](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfa-h/)

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> [“That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mord-mcghee/that-s-how-we-should-celebrate-all-birthdays-with-an-ass-kicking/)

[Mord McGhee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mord-mcghee/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f27/mord-mcghee-264307_birthday_that-s-how-we-should-celebrate-all-birth_2035646.jpg)

> [“your asses at Scrabble. Who’s up for an ass-kicking?” Lindsay”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/your-asses-at-scrabble-who-s-up-for-an-ass-kicking-lindsay/)

[Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/)

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> [“I think there is something to be said for a well-publicized ass-kicking.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jacquelyn-frank/i-think-there-is-something-to-be-said-for-a-well-publicized-ass/)

[Jacquelyn Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jacquelyn-frank/)

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> [“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-force/i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-in-an-ass-kicking-contest/)

[Marie Force](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-force/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/870/marie-force-2475_ass-kicking_i-ve-been-busier-than-a-one-legged-man-i_61062.jpg)

> [I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-mali/i-have-a-policy-about-honesty-and-ass-kicking-which-is-if-you-ask-for/)

[Taylor Mali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-mali/)

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> [“Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/then-i-had-to-decide-if-i-needed-to-wear-shoes-that-kicked-ass-or/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [“I’m just throwing this out there. I’m making a move on her. Your ass is engaged. So, you can get all pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-glines/i-m-just-throwing-this-out-there-i-m-making-a-move-on-her-your-ass-is/)

[Abbi Glines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-glines/)

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> [I want a boy who I can go to with tears running down my face the first thing he says is whose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cuts-and-scars/i-want-a-boy-who-i-can-go-to-with-tears-running-down-my-face-the/)

[Cuts And Scars](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cuts-and-scars/)

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> [“Just because I’m on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn’t mean I’m actively seeking one out. It’s called covering all your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-a-saare/just-because-i-m-on-the-lookout-for-an-ass-kicking-doesn-t-mean-i-m/)

[J.A. Saare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-a-saare/)

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> [Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-munger/without-numerical-fluency-in-the-part-of-life-most-of-us-inhibit-you/)

[Charlie Munger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-munger/)

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> [You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-mali/you-see-i-have-a-policy-about-honesty-and-ass-kicking-which-is-if-you/)

[Taylor Mali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-mali/)

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> [The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/the-moment-the-door-opened-i-knew-an-ass-kicking-was-inevitable/)

[Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2f/rachel-vincent-677_ass_the-moment-the-door-opened-i-knew-an-ass_1211559.png)

> [“I whipped around, eyeballing the guard breathing down my neck. "Seriously, dude, you need to back the hell up." The guy was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/i-whipped-around-eyeballing-the-guard-breathing-down-my-neck/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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> [You should never push people around or pick on them because of their differences. No matter how tough or cool you think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/veedan-shimakuura/you-should-never-push-people-around-or-pick-on-them-because-of-their/)

[Veedan Shimakuura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/veedan-shimakuura/)

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> [On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dwayne-johnson/on-the-night-test-faced-the-great-one-this-is-what-he-ll-see-twelve/)

[Dwayne Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dwayne-johnson/)

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> [“Bastien rolled his eyes, "Calm down, Hauk. All you're going to do is hurt yourself." He glared at Bastien. "If you want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/bastien-rolled-his-eyes-calm-down-hauk-all-you-re-going-to-do-is-hurt/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [“Looks like it’s game time,” Shame said. “Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don’t you think?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/devon-monk/looks-like-it-s-game-time-shame-said-beautiful-day-for-some-ass/)

[Devon Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/devon-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e3/devon-monk-2510_beautiful-day_looks-like-it-s-game-time-shame-said-bea_2466256.png)

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