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> [“Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? Riley, if I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an aspirin before I take it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/are-you-really-a-texan-i-mean-really-riley-if-i-have-a-headache-i-d/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

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## More by RJ Scott

> [“You don't need meat at every meal," Riley offered, forking another bite of salad into his mouth and inwardly agreeing with Jack that it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/you-don-t-need-meat-at-every-meal-riley-offered-forking-another-bite/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“Unerringly locating Riley's dick in his loose dress pants, Jack grabbed it forcefully and leaned close to Riley's ear, hearing the quick indrawn breath…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/unerringly-locating-riley-s-dick-in-his-loose-dress-pants-jack/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“The OIG have pulled in the FBI. Jeez, it's letter hell. Jack snorted, but Riley didn't crack a smile.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/the-oig-have-pulled-in-the-fbi-jeez-it-s-letter-hell-jack-snorted-but/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“That's really sad," Beth said softly, "To have no one left.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/that-s-really-sad-beth-said-softly-to-have-no-one-left/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/if-time-and-space-are-curved-where-do-all-of-the-straight-people-come/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“Research had given him the basics, Tab A into Slot B using Product C after ensuring Product D is firmly in place. The mechanics…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/research-had-given-him-the-basics-tab-a-into-slot-b-using-product-c/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“Are you your daddy's boy? Her question was like a stab in the Heart, because, at the end of the day,yes, he was. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/are-you-your-daddy-s-boy-her-question-was-like-a-stab-in-the-heart/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“Riley paused, turning back to face Jack. "Just so you know, we are gonna need some definite PDAs tonight. Think you can handle that?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/riley-paused-turning-back-to-face-jack-just-so-you-know-we-are-gonna/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? Riley, if I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an aspirin before I take it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/are-you-really-a-texan-i-mean-really-riley-if-i-have-a-headache-i-d/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

> [“So many secrets," he said. "The Dallas Aristocracy and their freaking secrets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/so-many-secrets-he-said-the-dallas-aristocracy-and-their-freaking/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

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