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title: "105 Aspirin Quotes by 94 authors"
description: "Browse 105 Aspirin quotes by 94 authors. Discover the best Aspirin sayings and thoughts."
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> [I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wally-pipp/i-took-the-two-most-expensive-aspirins-in-history/)

Wally Pipp

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> [Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-tork/pop-music-is-aspirin-and-the-blues-are-vitamins/)

[Peter Tork](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-tork/)

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> [George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-frey/george-brett-could-get-good-wood-on-an-aspirin/)

Jim Frey

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> [I don't even take aspirin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-davis/i-don-t-even-take-aspirin/)

[Eric Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-davis/)

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> [Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-attell/aspirin-will-not-bring-dead-hookers-back-to-life/)

[Dave Attell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-attell/)

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> [Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/most-things-in-this-world-don-t-work-aspirin-do/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [I Can Give A HEADACHE To An ASPIRIN](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/i-can-give-a-headache-to-an-aspirin/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/a-couple-drinks-a-couple-aspirin-repeat/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/i-now-realize-that-taking-drugs-was-like-taking-an-aspirin-without/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/a-clown-is-like-aspirin-only-he-works-twice-as-fast/)

[Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/)

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> [We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-estefan/we-protect-aspirin-bottles-in-this-country-better-than-we-protect/)

[Gloria Estefan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-estefan/)

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> [Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/elizabeth-taylor-s-so-fat-she-puts-mayonnaise-on-aspirin/)

[Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/)

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> [When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/when-a-regular-person-gets-sick-they-take-an-aspirin-when-a-writer/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/i-realize-now-that-taking-drugs-was-like-taking-an-aspirin-without/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-gundry/the-rule-of-thumb-is-if-you-feel-chest-pains-chew-on-an-aspirin-to/)

[Steven Gundry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-gundry/)

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> [The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-player/the-pressure-gets-worse-the-older-you-get-the-hole-starts-to-look-the/)

[Gary Player](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-player/)

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> [We are not bearing our crosses every time we have a headache; an aspirin tablet will take care of that. What is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vance-havner/we-are-not-bearing-our-crosses-every-time-we-have-a-headache-an/)

[Vance Havner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vance-havner/)

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> [There is no such thing as a peace of soul approach to religion. It makes of God a gigantic Bayer Aspirin; take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-powell/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-peace-of-soul-approach-to-religion-it/)

[John Powell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-powell/)

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> [“Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? Riley, if I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an aspirin before I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-scott/are-you-really-a-texan-i-mean-really-riley-if-i-have-a-headache-i-d/)

[RJ Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-scott/)

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> [“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vangelis/we-are-living-in-a-cultural-dark-age-of-musical-pollution-you-put-the/)

[Vangelis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vangelis/)

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> [I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralph-abernathy/i-m-sick-and-tired-of-black-and-white-people-of-good-intent-giving/)

[Ralph Abernathy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralph-abernathy/)

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> [The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hope/the-firm-is-really-ahead-of-the-times-it-has-a-stock-market-ticker/)

[Bob Hope](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hope/)

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> [“We know we can prevent heart attacks with aspirin, and with drugs called beta-blockers. We know that certain. Lange”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shannon-brownlee/we-know-we-can-prevent-heart-attacks-with-aspirin-and-with-drugs/)

Shannon Brownlee

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> [For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/for-toddlers-i-suggest-leaving-their-mittens-on-year-round-indoors/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-klein/girls-are-always-saying-things-like-i-m-so-unhappy-that-i-m-going-to/)

[Rachel Klein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-klein/)

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> [ Nancy \[Kassebaum\] and I worked on a women's health agenda when I first came. Women were not included in the protocols at… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-mikulski/nancy-kassebaum-and-i-worked-on-a-women-s-health-agenda-when-i-first/)

[Barbara Mikulski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-mikulski/)

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> [What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/umberto-eco/what-did-i-really-think-fifteen-years-ago-a-nonbeliever-i-felt-guilty/)

[Umberto Eco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/umberto-eco/)

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> [A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-dos-passos/a-novel-is-a-commodity-that-fulfills-a-certain-need-people-need-to/)

[John Dos Passos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-dos-passos/)

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> [To say "I accept" in an age like our own is to say that you accept concentration-camps, rubber truncheons, Hitler, Stalin, bombs,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-orwell/to-say-i-accept-in-an-age-like-our-own-is-to-say-that-you-accept/)

[George Orwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-orwell/)

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> [I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-ward/i-ll-cab-it-home-naw-i-ll-hang-until-you-re-through-then-i-ll-drag/)

[J.R. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-ward/)

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> [We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-mailer/we-are-close-to-dead-there-are-faces-and-bodies-like-gorged-maggots/)

[Norman Mailer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-mailer/)

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> [We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-udall/we-americans-are-a-funny-people-we-say-that-our-favorite-outdoor/)

[Stewart Udall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-udall/)

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> [Ben's Mr. Market allegory may seem out-of-date in today's investment world, in which most professionals and academicians talk of efficient markets, dynamic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-buffett/ben-s-mr-market-allegory-may-seem-out-of-date-in-today-s-investment/)

[Warren Buffett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-buffett/)

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> [He carried Paul inside and up the stairs. He gave him a drink of water and the orange chewable aspirin he like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-edwards/he-carried-paul-inside-and-up-the-stairs-he-gave-him-a-drink-of-water/)

[Kim Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-edwards/)

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> [“The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain. not shoes but a place to walk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/the-dead-do-not-need-aspirin-or-sorrow-i-suppose-but-they-might-need/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-macdonald/her-magic-formula-for-dealing-with-children-is-ignoring-all-faults/)

[Betty MacDonald](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-macdonald/)

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> [I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/truman-capote/i-ve-tried-that-i-ve-tried-aspirin-too-rusty-thinks-i-should-smoke/)

[Truman Capote](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/truman-capote/)

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> [Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susanna-kaysen/twenty-aspirin-a-little-slit-alongside-the-veins-of-the-arm-maybe/)

[Susanna Kaysen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susanna-kaysen/)

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> [You've got to learn to let go and let your children fall, and fail. If you try to protect them from hurt,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/you-ve-got-to-learn-to-let-go-and-let-your-children-fall-and-fail-if/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

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> [Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frances-m-young/estimates-suggest-that-from-20-to-50-million-americans-routinely/)

Frances M. Young

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                        "text": "Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've all had those. And somewhat more dangerous things, like putting a gun in your mouth. But you put it there, you taste it, it's cold and greasy, your finger is on the trigger, and you find that a whole world lies between this moment and the moment you've been planning, when you'll pull the trigger. That world defeats you. You put the gun back in the drawer. You'll have to find another way.",
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