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title: "67 Asparagus Quotes by 60 authors"
description: "Browse 67 Asparagus quotes by 60 authors. Discover the best Asparagus sayings and thoughts."
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> [Romesco with asparagus is simple and brilliant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/romesco-with-asparagus-is-simple-and-brilliant/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/curly-howard/are-you-casting-asparagus-on-my-cooking/)

[Curly Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/curly-howard/)

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> [“As quick as boiled asparagus!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-graves/as-quick-as-boiled-asparagus/)

[Robert Graves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-graves/)

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> [Good luck with your asparagus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-holder/good-luck-with-your-asparagus/)

[Eric Holder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-holder/)

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> [The love of reading can be contagious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/the-love-of-reading-can-be-contagious/)

[Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/)

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> [The German asparagus are fabulous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/the-german-asparagus-are-fabulous/)

[George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/)

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> [“Asparagus is in season.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-tartt/asparagus-is-in-season/)

[Donna Tartt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-tartt/)

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> [Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-lamb/asparagus-inspires-gentle-thoughts/)

[Charles Lamb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-lamb/)

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> [“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/asparagus-is-the-serpent-of-the-vegetable-world/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [The asparagus effect is what happens sometimes when you render 2D images into 3D.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-gosling/the-asparagus-effect-is-what-happens-sometimes-when-you-render-2d/)

[James Gosling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-gosling/)

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> [Let there be seasons so that our tongues will be rich in asparagus and limes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-sexton/let-there-be-seasons-so-that-our-tongues-will-be-rich-in-asparagus/)

[Anne Sexton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-sexton/)

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> [Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gertrude-stein/asparagus-in-a-lean-in-a-lean-is-to-hot-this-makes-it-art-and-it-is/)

[Gertrude Stein](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gertrude-stein/)

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> [Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/yeah-well-asparagus-is-good-for-me-but-it-still-makes-me-want-to/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

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> [Cut asparagus at night - in desperation. When one is very tired one always does one more thing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-morrow-lindbergh/cut-asparagus-at-night-in-desperation-when-one-is-very-tired-one/)

[Anne Morrow Lindbergh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-morrow-lindbergh/)

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> [For dinner, I'll grill chicken with asparagus and call it a day.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessie-james-decker/for-dinner-i-ll-grill-chicken-with-asparagus-and-call-it-a-day/)

[Jessie James Decker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessie-james-decker/)

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> [The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louie-gohmert/the-attorney-general-will-not-cast-aspersions-on-my-asparagus/)

[Louie Gohmert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louie-gohmert/)

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> [Government has to be cut back like asparagus... every day... or it gets away and goes to seed. Ours did. When there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-harvey/government-has-to-be-cut-back-like-asparagus-every-day-or-it-gets/)

[Paul Harvey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-harvey/)

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> [After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time I return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cecil-beaton/after-twenty-annual-visits-i-am-still-surprised-each-time-i-return-to/)

[Cecil Beaton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cecil-beaton/)

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> [Coppi? Is he the one we followed in the Giro del Piemonte? The guy who is as skinny as an asparagus? He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gino-bartali/coppi-is-he-the-one-we-followed-in-the-giro-del-piemonte-the-guy-who/)

Gino Bartali

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> [I look forward to the spring vegetables because the season is so short. Mushrooms, edible foraged herbs, wild leeks, early season asparagus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-chang/i-look-forward-to-the-spring-vegetables-because-the-season-is-so/)

[David Chang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-chang/)

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> [Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-yourofsky/rush-limbaugh-and-sean-hannity-would-sit-down-and-eat-a-steak-with/)

[Gary Yourofsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-yourofsky/)

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> [Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-ustinov/playwrights-are-like-men-who-have-been-dining-for-a-month-in-an/)

[Peter Ustinov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-ustinov/)

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> [“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I don't like the way it makes my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/sometimes-i-still-get-the-urge-to-stuff-asparagus-up-my-nostrils-even/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francoise-sagan/marriage-it-s-like-asparagus-eaten-with-vinaigrette-or-hollandaise-a/)

[Francoise Sagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francoise-sagan/)

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> [It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-s-major-ketchup-in-the-bathroom-with-the-laser-scalpel-hmm-he/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Can you suggest any suitable aspersions to spread abroad about Mrs. Thatcher? It is idle to suggest she has unnatural relations with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-townsend-warner/can-you-suggest-any-suitable-aspersions-to-spread-abroad-about-mrs/)

[Sylvia Townsend Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-townsend-warner/)

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> [In Zurich, in a cafe overlooking the Limmat, I ate butter-drenched white asparagus pulled from the ground that morning; it had the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-r-moehringer/in-zurich-in-a-cafe-overlooking-the-limmat-i-ate-butter-drenched/)

[J. R. Moehringer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-r-moehringer/)

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> [“People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/people-always-talk-about-how-great-it-is-to-get-older-all-i-saw-were/)

[James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74f/james-patterson-171_asparagus_people-always-talk-about-how-great-it-is_2230593.jpg)

> [It's a lot harder to get people to 'ooh' and 'aah' over beets and carrots than it is to get them to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-trotter/it-s-a-lot-harder-to-get-people-to-ooh-and-aah-over-beets-and-carrots/)

[Charlie Trotter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-trotter/)

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> [“THE ASPARAGUS of the world are disappearing.  Container ships of the vegetable are being hijacked every day.  Asparagus farms and even private…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holland-dayze/the-asparagus-of-the-world-are-disappearing-container-ships-of-the/)

Holland Dayze

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> [“We dug the asparagus, and tonight Aunt Charlotte cooked it for me herself with butter and melted cheese. I ate a whole…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathryn-lasky/we-dug-the-asparagus-and-tonight-aunt-charlotte-cooked-it-for-me/)

[Kathryn Lasky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathryn-lasky/)

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> [“I wish my powers were good for things like picking out asparagus. Is there a way to divine where the asparagus came…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-thompson/i-wish-my-powers-were-good-for-things-like-picking-out-asparagus-is/)

[Kelly Thompson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-thompson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a6/kelly-thompson-41014_asparagus_i-wish-my-powers-were-good-for-things-li_2495978.jpg)

> [It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brandon-mull/it-was-an-emergency-seth-blurted-read-my-lips-emergency-reading-not/)

[Brandon Mull](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brandon-mull/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c63/brandon-mull-1617_appetite_it-was-an-emergency-seth-blurted-read-my_2520403.png)

> [Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-gilbert/until-as-often-happened-during-those-first-months-travel-whenever-i/)

[Elizabeth Gilbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-gilbert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/613/elizabeth-gilbert-131_alarms_until-as-often-happened-during-those-fir_664307.jpg)

> [Beginning with a critique of my own limbs, which she said, justly enough, were nothing to write home about, this girl went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/beginning-with-a-critique-of-my-own-limbs-which-she-said-justly/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [He took a bite, swallowed. "God. If asparagus tasted like that all the time, I'd be vegetarian, too." Some people in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/he-took-a-bite-swallowed-god-if-asparagus-tasted-like-that-all-the/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

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> [A white truffle, which elsewhere might sell for hundreds of dollars, seemed easier to come by than something fresh and green. What…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-buford/a-white-truffle-which-elsewhere-might-sell-for-hundreds-of-dollars/)

[Bill Buford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-buford/)

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> [The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-heiser/the-word-vegetable-has-no-precise-botanical-meaning-in-reference-to/)

Charles Heiser

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> [“Asparagus, tinged with ultramarine and rosy pink which ran from their heads, finely stippled in mauve and azure, through a series of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcel-proust/asparagus-tinged-with-ultramarine-and-rosy-pink-which-ran-from-their/)

[Marcel Proust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcel-proust/)

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> [Actually I love asparagus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wayne-static/actually-i-love-asparagus/)

[Wayne Static](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wayne-static/)

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