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> [If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephan-pastis/if-you-put-me-in-south-park-that-audience-is-going-to-fall-asleep-in/)

[Stephan Pastis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephan-pastis/)

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> [“The problem is that people can't sleep when they want to, but if they are forbidden to do so, they can't help dropping off. So the method consisted of keeping your eyes wide open and fixing your gaze on some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-vargas/the-problem-is-that-people-can-t-sleep-when-they-want-to-but-if-they/)

[Fred Vargas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-vargas/)

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