--- title: "7 Asked Quotes By Jarod Kintz" description: "7 Asked quotes by Jarod Kintz. Plus more from Jarod Kintz and more Asked sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/jarod-kintz-2_asked_somebody-once-asked-me-where-i-come-up-w_161488.jpg" --- > [“Somebody once asked me where I come up with my stuff. I replied, "Who knows? Where does yellow snow come from? It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/somebody-once-asked-me-where-i-come-up-with-my-stuff-i-replied-who/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/374/jarod-kintz-2_asked_somebody-once-asked-me-where-i-come-up-w_161488.jpg) > [“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/she-asked-me-if-i-wanted-to-have-sex-and-i-replied-with-you-or-in/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e73/jarod-kintz-2_asked_she-asked-me-if-i-wanted-to-have-sex-and_430433.jpg) > [“I asked myself a question, but I wouldn’t answer, because it was too personal. I wish I had a clone, so he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-asked-myself-a-question-but-i-wouldn-t-answer-because-it-was-too/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/jarod-kintz-2_asked_i-asked-myself-a-question-but-i-wouldn-t_532105.jpg) > [“I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-prefer-long-distance-relationships-if-we-were-dating-would-you-be/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/069/jarod-kintz-2_asked_i-prefer-long-distance-relationships-if_622562.jpg) > [“I met a man from Columbia who had a table for a back. I asked if it was a coffee table. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-met-a-man-from-columbia-who-had-a-table-for-a-back-i-asked-if-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31e/jarod-kintz-2_asked_i-met-a-man-from-columbia-who-had-a-tabl_705085.jpg) > [“Orafoura once asked me how I became who I've become, and I replied, "I was born to become. And I became because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-asked-me-how-i-became-who-i-ve-become-and-i-replied-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef3/jarod-kintz-2_birth_orafoura-once-asked-me-how-i-became-who_1725811.jpg) > [“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right that he asked it of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-did-what-i-did-for-my-clone-not-for-my-own-personal-gain-it-wasn-t/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/340/jarod-kintz-2_asked_i-did-what-i-did-for-my-clone-not-for-my_2344749.jpg) ## Other authors on Asked ## More by Jarod Kintz > [“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-notice-when-you-re-gone-or-do-i-how-can-i-observe-something-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-wouldn-t-love-you-if-you-were-the-last-sodomite-in-gomorrah/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-blanket-could-be-used-to-make-sweet-sweet-music-with-the-love-of/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-used-to-slow-down-time-sort-of-like-a-camel-in-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/we-have-a-love-so-pure-that-it-makes-snow-seem-yellow-don-t-eat-it/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-hid-mrs-frozenwater-s-body-in-the-ice-cube-trays-in-my-freezer/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/two-similar-words-might-lead-to-two-similar-ideas-they-might-also/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-is-and-isn-t-nothing-itself-is-and-at/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/embossed-letters-represent-the-topography-of-typography/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-s-only-one-piece-of-clothing-i-could-eat-fast-and-that-s-a-scarf/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/dora-j-arod-is-to-jarod-ora-as-yes-is-to-yes-yes-is-also-the-correct/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-part-about-being-kidnapped-is-being-blindfolded-and-getting/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/orafoura-once-told-me-that-if-i-were-a-car-i-d-be-a-ferrari-one-that/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/what-makes-a-good-leader-i-ask-myself-this-every-day-and-then-as-i/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) > [“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-d-like-to-file-a-missing-person-s-report-on-my-clone-it-s-nearly/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/asked/jarod-kintz/#itemlist", "name": "7 Asked Quotes By Jarod Kintz", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Somebody once asked me where I come up with my stuff. I replied, \"Who knows? Where does yellow snow come from? 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