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> [“What’s that smell?” Reynolds asked. That smell is the stuff they grow mushrooms in.” DeForrest sniffed the air. “Shit?” he asked. Captain Suzie shrugged. “Manure.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/what-s-that-smell-reynolds-asked-that-smell-is-the-stuff-they-grow/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

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## More by David Wellington

> [Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/vampires-real-vampires-didn-t-nibble-on-the-necks-of-nubile-young/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“You have a wife?” Caxton demanded. “I killed a vampire twenty years ago, and another one last night. I had to keep myself busy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/you-have-a-wife-caxton-demanded-i-killed-a-vampire-twenty-years-ago/)

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> [“He did not waste time greeting her, but fell upon her at once with a vicious snarl. With his powerful jaws he tore at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/he-did-not-waste-time-greeting-her-but-fell-upon-her-at-once-with-a/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“What’s that smell?” Reynolds asked. That smell is the stuff they grow mushrooms in.” DeForrest sniffed the air. “Shit?” he asked. Captain Suzie shrugged.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/what-s-that-smell-reynolds-asked-that-smell-is-the-stuff-they-grow/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“In the dark ages a vampire could live for decades unopposed, feeding nightly on people whose only defense was to bar their windows and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/in-the-dark-ages-a-vampire-could-live-for-decades-unopposed-feeding/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“If somebody wants to be your enemy, there's only one thing you can do. You give them exactly what they want. It confuses them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/if-somebody-wants-to-be-your-enemy-there-s-only-one-thing-you-can-do/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/a-man-a-dead-man-a-dead-man-with-no-arms/)

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> [“Wow. So what was the vampire like?” “Pale. Big. Toothy,” the trooper answered.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/wow-so-what-was-the-vampire-like-pale-big-toothy-the-trooper-answered/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“Say again, over,” he announced. “I was saying that I’m going from here on foot,” Arkeley told them. “You can follow however you choose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/say-again-over-he-announced-i-was-saying-that-i-m-going-from-here-on/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [I will not negotiate with the undead!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/i-will-not-negotiate-with-the-undead/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“Sometimes we call it ‘Extra Chunky,’ too.” “Why’s that?” she finally asked. “Because,” DeForrest said, barely able to contain his mirth, “when you run…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/sometimes-we-call-it-extra-chunky-too-why-s-that-she-finally-asked/)

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> [“One of the women took his arm and smiled into his face until he looked at her. “We’re going to dance in the woods…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/one-of-the-women-took-his-arm-and-smiled-into-his-face-until-he/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“Do we have a plan?” she asked. “Yes,” he told her. “Shoot everything that moves.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/do-we-have-a-plan-she-asked-yes-he-told-her-shoot-everything-that/)

[David Wellington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wellington/)

> [“All of Europe, as far as we knew, was gone. It might as well not be there anymore. Russia was gone. By the time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/all-of-europe-as-far-as-we-knew-was-gone-it-might-as-well-not-be/)

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> [“It doesn't matter what we choose. It simply matters what we are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wellington/it-doesn-t-matter-what-we-choose-it-simply-matters-what-we-are/)

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