--- title: "8 Ask me Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon" description: "8 Ask me quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon. Plus more from Sherrilyn Kenyon and more Ask me sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_you-re-seriously-not-joking-sundown-real_492817.jpg" --- > [You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-re-seriously-not-joking-sundown-really-how-many-more-times-are/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3e/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_you-re-seriously-not-joking-sundown-real_492817.jpg) > [Shut up. What did you ask me, anyway?” – Sundown “Really? Good thing I didn’t tell you to duck a bomb.” – Sasha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/shut-up-what-did-you-ask-me-anyway-sundown-really-good-thing-i-didn-t/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b9/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_shut-up-what-did-you-ask-me-anyway-sundo_512893.jpg) > [Don’t ask me any more questions, Keller. I’m just going to lie to you and I’d rather not have the stress of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/don-t-ask-me-any-more-questions-keller-i-m-just-going-to-lie-to-you/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/153/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_don-t-ask-me-any-more-questions-keller-i_1670890.jpg) > [Well . . . he lets it ruin his life. He gets so obsessed with going after the one thing that hurt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/well-he-lets-it-ruin-his-life-he-gets-so-obsessed-with-going-after/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfd/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_well-he-lets-it-ruin-his-life-he-gets-so_1740010.jpg) > [Why can’t you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/why-can-t-you-ever-answer-a-simple-question-wulf-ask-me-a-simple/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f8/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_answers_why-can-t-you-ever-answer-a-simple-quest_2447666.jpg) > [You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and they’ll die. (Ravyn) Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-know-the-legend-stab-them-in-the-heart-and-they-ll-die-ravyn-call/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c9/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_you-know-the-legend-stab-them-in-the-hea_2656776.jpg) > [Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/call-me-buffy-i-m-even-blond-but-don-t-ask-me-to-wear-a-halter-top-or/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f7/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_ask-me_call-me-buffy-i-m-even-blond-but-don-t-a_2900325.jpg) > [You know, I've walked this earth for over eleven thousand years, my lady. I have seen things in my life that are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-know-i-ve-walked-this-earth-for-over-eleven-thousand-years-my/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/403/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_air_you-know-i-ve-walked-this-earth-for-over_2913110.jpg) ## Other authors on Ask me ## More by Sherrilyn Kenyon > [Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/grandma-please-it-s-okay-dad-s-doing-a-great-job-i-give-him-kudos-for/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I just can’t, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed.” – Caleb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-just-can-t-nick-okay-now-please-give-me-a-second-to-lie-here-in/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“You are my life.” -Maris”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-are-my-life-maris/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [It's easy to make mistakes. It's living with the consequences of them that's the hardest.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/it-s-easy-to-make-mistakes-it-s-living-with-the-consequences-of-them/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I don't know," Valerius said. " I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in a house with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-valerius-said-i-hear-some-godawful-kind-of-music-from/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/got-to-say-dying-would-really-wreck-my-best-day-been-there-done-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [May the gods have mercy on whoever pisses them off, because Zarek and Jericho will have none for them. (Madoc) You’d better be glad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/may-the-gods-have-mercy-on-whoever-pisses-them-off-because-zarek-and/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Careful, human,” Hauk warned, showing Darling his fangs. “I might get hungry one of these nights and decide we no longer need a weaptech.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/careful-human-hauk-warned-showing-darling-his-fangs-i-might-get/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Be that as it may, we do need you in particular to complete this assignment. (Syd) What is it with you government assholes that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/be-that-as-it-may-we-do-need-you-in-particular-to-complete-this/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it’s like to live without it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/the-only-way-to-have-eternal-love-is-to-never-let-your-heart-forget/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-only-one-kill-away-from-command-assassin-be-a-damn-shame-for-that/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-m-getting-all-warm-and-fuzzy-inside-at-the-prospect-of-these-demon/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it’s hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won’t piss on the floor. (Jericho)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/then-olympus-it-is-but-do-try-to-behave-i-know-it-s-hard-for-you-but/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [Funny how internal scars never healed. They were the souvenirs of the past.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/funny-how-internal-scars-never-healed-they-were-the-souvenirs-of-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) > [“Hear me Isis as I pray. See her pain and take it all away. Let the heaven's light shine bright from above. And wrap…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/hear-me-isis-as-i-pray-see-her-pain-and-take-it-all-away-let-the/) [Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/ask-me/sherrilyn-kenyon/#itemlist", "name": "8 Ask me Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right now with my wife, son, and daughter, baking in the sun while they frolic and play. Am I? 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