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title: "2 Ask Beach Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on a beach right now with my wife, son, and daughter, baking in the sun while they frolic and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/you-re-seriously-not-joking-sundown-really-how-many-more-times-are/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

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> [Whenever I tell people I'm from Miami, they always ask me about the beach. But I can count on one hand the times I went there as a kid.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-jenkins/whenever-i-tell-people-i-m-from-miami-they-always-ask-me-about-the/)

[Barry Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-jenkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03f/barry-jenkins-12753_always_whenever-i-tell-people-i-m-from-miami-th_1372020.jpg)

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