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> [Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/arnold-schwarzenegger-looks-like-a-brown-condom-full-of-walnuts/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/275/clive-james-2750_arnold_arnold-schwarzenegger-looks-like-a-brown_19270.png)

> [Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/arnold-schwarzenegger-looks-like-a-condom-full-of-walnuts/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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## Other authors on Arnold

## More by Clive James

> [Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/arnold-schwarzenegger-looks-like-a-brown-condom-full-of-walnuts/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [My wife spoke perfect Italian and she was very beautiful and very suave Italian men were crowding around her, talking all the time and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/my-wife-spoke-perfect-italian-and-she-was-very-beautiful-and-very/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [The streets, at least in this part of town, seemed impossibly clean in comparison to London. The public telephones were unvandalised. For a London…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/the-streets-at-least-in-this-part-of-town-seemed-impossibly-clean-in/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [In London there was no home cooking worthy of the name. When you were in funds you ate out. But only the people whose…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/in-london-there-was-no-home-cooking-worthy-of-the-name-when-you-were/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/generally-it-is-our-failures-that-civilize-us-triumph-confirms-us-in/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [I try to be specific. One thought at a time. Clear. Articulate. And above all, memorable, if you can be. You'd like to write…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/i-try-to-be-specific-one-thought-at-a-time-clear-articulate-and-above/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [Pound had argued - and Eliot had helped him prove - that a poem could be sustained by memorable moments. Olson proved that it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/pound-had-argued-and-eliot-had-helped-him-prove-that-a-poem-could-be/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [A luxury liner is really just a bad play surrounded by water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/a-luxury-liner-is-really-just-a-bad-play-surrounded-by-water/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [One way or another, all the poets of the thirties and forties reacted to Auden, either by rejecting him or trying to absorb him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/one-way-or-another-all-the-poets-of-the-thirties-and-forties-reacted/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [Little books are the things to write at my age, I've decided. Avoid the big ones, go for the little ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/little-books-are-the-things-to-write-at-my-age-i-ve-decided-avoid-the/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [“Too many of my friends are dead, and others wrecked By various diseases of the intellect Or failing body. How am I still upright?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/too-many-of-my-friends-are-dead-and-others-wrecked-by-various/)

[clive james](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/a-sceptic-finds-dallas-absurd-a-cynic-thinks-the-public-doesn-t/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [The Canadian version of Julius Caesar's memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/the-canadian-version-of-julius-caesar-s-memoirs-i-came-i-saw-i-coped/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [“Rilke used to say that no poet would mind going to gaol, since he would at least have time to explore the treasure house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/rilke-used-to-say-that-no-poet-would-mind-going-to-gaol-since-he/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

> [The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/the-thing-about-making-a-documentary-in-las-vegas-is-there-isn-t-much/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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