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> [Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can be called that, consists of the stereotyped variations that go with a beginner's aria in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/mr-presley-has-no-discernible-singing-ability-his-specialty-is-rhythm/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

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## More by Jack Gould

> [Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability. His specialty is rhythm songs which he renders in an undistinguished whine; his phrasing, if it can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/mr-presley-has-no-discernible-singing-ability-his-specialty-is-rhythm/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/mr-presley-has-no-discernible-singing-ability/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/it-s-like-being-called-up-in-the-draft-the-peculiar-joy-of/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/why-not-pick-up-the-new-full-length-motion-picture-at-the-corner/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/commercials-on-television-are-similar-to-sex-and-taxes-the-more-talk/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability . . . For the ear he is an unutterable bore, not nearly so talented as Frank…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/mr-presley-has-no-discernible-singing-ability-for-the-ear-he-is-an/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/one-does-not-allow-the-plumbers-to-decide-the-temperature-depth-and/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

> [There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-gould/there-is-something-supremely-reassuring-about-television-the-worst-is/)

[Jack Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-gould/)

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