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> [“If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she—this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”—deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/if-there-is-such-a-person-on-the-planet-then-he-or-she-this-self/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

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## More by Simon Doonan

> [All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/all-over-america-people-are-making-kamikaze-choices-about-what-to/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [Knowing who you really are and dressing the part -- with an air of amused recklessness -- is life affirming for you and life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/knowing-who-you-really-are-and-dressing-the-part-with-an-air-of/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“An exaggerated sense of occasion, or any sense of occasion, for that matter, will automatically impede your ability to have fun. Conversely, a well-cultivated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/an-exaggerated-sense-of-occasion-or-any-sense-of-occasion-for-that/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/why-the-hell-wouldn-t-you-want-to-be-one-of-the-fabulous-people-the/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [Conformity is the only real fashion crime](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/conformity-is-the-only-real-fashion-crime/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“Gay men are French women...with penises.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/gay-men-are-french-women-with-penises/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/the-message-of-a-leopard-print-jumpsuit-is-clear-i-am-a-huntress-who/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [I don't want a politician who's thinking about fashion for even one millisecond. It's the same as medical professionals. The idea of a person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/i-don-t-want-a-politician-who-s-thinking-about-fashion-for-even-one/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“She had always enjoyed the carte blanche accorded to mobsters, aristocrats, circus clowns, and lunatics”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/she-had-always-enjoyed-the-carte-blanche-accorded-to-mobsters/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [The charming shall inherit the Earth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/the-charming-shall-inherit-the-earth/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“Red is wild. She is unsettling. She intrigues. Wear red and other women will assume that you are a predatory vixen who is out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/red-is-wild-she-is-unsettling-she-intrigues-wear-red-and-other-women/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she—this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”—deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/if-there-is-such-a-person-on-the-planet-then-he-or-she-this-self/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [ “When you don the pelt of a particular animal--snake, beaver, marmoset--the effect on the viewer is dramatic \[...\]. You will instantly and shockingly be… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/when-you-don-the-pelt-of-a-particular-animal-snake-beaver-marmoset/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/wearing-a-pair-of-yellow-shoes-does-not-make-you-an-interesting/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

> [“Apply extreme caution when wearing red in the workplace. Even a simple demure red outfit -- a cashmere twinset -- can turn you into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-doonan/apply-extreme-caution-when-wearing-red-in-the-workplace-even-a-simple/)

[Simon Doonan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-doonan/)

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