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> [Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/apparently-i-couldn-t-even-pretend-to-be-normal/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

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## More by Tom Upton

> [I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/i-figured-it-is-always-better-to-be-unpopular-by-your-own-choice/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/all-i-did-was-offer-to-kill-your-dog-and-the-next-thing-i-know-i-m/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/who-in-their-right-mind-counts-the-tiles-on-the-floor-when-they-go/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/every-time-there-was-an-unspoken-promise-that-this-would-be-the-last/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“the landing the old man started to murmur, “Cold, cold water,” but neither one of us took much notice. “You know I nearly got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/the-landing-the-old-man-started-to-murmur-cold-cold-water-but-neither/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/i-don-t-believe-it-you-re-still-interested-in-the-girl-despite-the/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [I just love things that serve a duel purpose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/i-just-love-things-that-serve-a-duel-purpose/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/i-have-never-been-reduced-to-begging-somebody-to-leave-me-alone-but/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“If everything is perfect, nobody has to say a word.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/if-everything-is-perfect-nobody-has-to-say-a-word/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/undertaker-the-head-boomed-boy-do-i-have-a-job-for-you/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/it-s-pretty-simple-really-having-fun-can-only-led-to-having-more-fun/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/i-ve-always-found-wildlife-very-calming-except-when-animals-are/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/you-know-my-main-goal-in-life-is-trying-not-to-end-up-in-a/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/we-re-here-to-take-over-the-world-that-s-why-we-re-starting-here-in/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

> [Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-upton/librarians-are-notorious-snitches-don-t-let-anybody-convince-you/)

[Tom Upton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-upton/)

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