--- title: "30 Apostrophe Quotes by 23 authors" description: "Browse 30 Apostrophe quotes by 23 authors. Discover the best Apostrophe sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/christina-mckenna-26599_lydia_lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s_156895.jpg" --- > [ “\[Lydia tut-tutted on seeing the grocer's apostrophe\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-mckenna/lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s-apostrophe/) [Christina McKenna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-mckenna/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/christina-mckenna-26599_lydia_lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s_156895.jpg) > [The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostrophe/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/frank-zappa-702_biscuits_the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostroph_1457885.jpg) > [Something there is in cyberspace that doesn't love an apostrophe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-norris/something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-doesn-t-love-an-apostrophe/) [Mary Norris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-norris/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/mary-norris-31685_cyberspace_something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-do_1619911.jpg) > [“It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/belinda-bauer/it-has-sick-on-the-sleeve-and-no-apostrophe/) [Belinda Bauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/belinda-bauer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/638/belinda-bauer-46142_aspergers_it-has-sick-on-the-sleeve-and-no-apostro_3079423.jpg) > [You apostrophe re means you are. Your means your!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ramandeep-singh/you-apostrophe-re-means-you-are-your-means-your/) [Ramandeep Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ramandeep-singh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/062/ramandeep-singh-740_english_you-apostrophe-re-means-you-are-your-mea_1606890.jpg) > [“You're my apostrophe, you make me belong.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/akanksha-singh/you-re-my-apostrophe-you-make-me-belong/) [Akanksha Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/akanksha-singh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/akanksha-singh-60633_belong_you-re-my-apostrophe-you-make-me-belong_1682970.jpg) > [Never underestimate the power of a well-placed apostrophe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-smale/never-underestimate-the-power-of-a-well-placed-apostrophe/) [Holly Smale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-smale/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fce/holly-smale-16458_underestimate_never-underestimate-the-power-of-a-well_1258672.jpg) > [“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/without-an-apostrophe-she-ll-is-just-a-shell-and-i-am-the-turtle/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d6/jarod-kintz-2_quote_without-an-apostrophe-she-ll-is-just-a-s_1725310.jpg) > [My dad, as much as I love him, has one of those signs - 'The Isbell's' - on his front door, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-isbell/my-dad-as-much-as-i-love-him-has-one-of-those-signs-the-isbell-s-on/) [Jason Isbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-isbell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e2/jason-isbell-3520_dad_my-dad-as-much-as-i-love-him-has-one-of_1451950.jpg) > [“The Moms revealed that if you're not crazy then speaking to someone who isn't there is termed apostrophe and is valid art.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-moms-revealed-that-if-you-re-not-crazy-then-speaking-to-someone/) [David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06f/david-foster-wallace-161_art_the-moms-revealed-that-if-you-re-not-cra_2829101.jpg) > [I might not use capital letters. But I would definitely use an apostrophe…and probably a period. I’m a huge fan of punctuation.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/i-might-not-use-capital-letters-but-i-would-definitely-use-an/) [Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d2/rainbow-rowell-135_fans_i-might-not-use-capital-letters-but-i-wo_572724.jpg) > [“As if a silver in the egg-and-spoon race was some sort of compensation for not understanding how to use an apostrophe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-honeyman/as-if-a-silver-in-the-egg-and-spoon-race-was-some-sort-of/) [Gail Honeyman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-honeyman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/gail-honeyman-2909_spoon_as-if-a-silver-in-the-egg-and-spoon-race_388318.jpg) > [“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug-larsen/if-the-english-language-made-any-sense-a-catastrophe-would-be-an/) [Doug Larsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug-larsen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d27/doug-larsen-95635_catastrophe_if-the-english-language-made-any-sense-a_2743612.jpg) > [When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-madeley/when-we-first-got-together-one-of-the-things-me-and-judy-had-in/) [Richard Madeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-madeley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3dc/richard-madeley-57698_common_when-we-first-got-together-one-of-the-th_2885930.jpg) > [“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/those-spineless-types-who-talk-about-abolishing-the-apostrophe-are/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/366/lynne-truss-4153_grammar-humor_those-spineless-types-who-talk-about-abo_2987941.png) > [“Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/once-upon-a-time-somebody-say-to-me-this-is-a-dog-talkin-now-what-is/) [Frank Zappa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-zappa/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23c/frank-zappa-702_dog_once-upon-a-time-somebody-say-to-me-this_3183692.jpg) > [I am lucky to be in a field where I can wear my hair the way I want, and the apostrophe in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-ja-wilson/i-am-lucky-to-be-in-a-field-where-i-can-wear-my-hair-the-way-i-want/) [A'ja Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-ja-wilson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce6/a-ja-wilson-6569_black-women_i-am-lucky-to-be-in-a-field-where-i-can_970849.jpg) > [“one might dare to say that while the full stop is the lumpen male of the punctuation world (do one job at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/one-might-dare-to-say-that-while-the-full-stop-is-the-lumpen-male-of/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e6/lynne-truss-4153_time_one-might-dare-to-say-that-while-the-ful_309975.png) > [“Late Friday morning I was driving toward Boulder. I was seated in "Doctor Lovebeads Cosmic Wonderbus and Mobile Mercantile." That entire phrase…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-reilly/late-friday-morning-i-was-driving-toward-boulder-i-was-seated-in/) [Gary Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-reilly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/228/gary-reilly-13028_friday-morning_late-friday-morning-i-was-driving-toward_690871.png) > [“We had a humiliating and lengthy wait at a DONT WALK sign with not a car in sight for miles. Dad was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-caletti/we-had-a-humiliating-and-lengthy-wait-at-a-dont-walk-sign-with-not-a/) [Deb Caletti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-caletti/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/956/deb-caletti-697_apostrophe_we-had-a-humiliating-and-lengthy-wait-at_1291420.jpg) > [I'd rather fiddle with my phone for precious seconds than neglect an apostrophe; I'd rather insert a word laboriously keyed out than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-self/i-d-rather-fiddle-with-my-phone-for-precious-seconds-than-neglect-an/) [Will Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-self/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/869/will-self-2296_acceptable_i-d-rather-fiddle-with-my-phone-for-prec_120296.png) > [“In primary school, sports day was the one day of the year when the less academically gifted students could triumph...As if a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gail-honeyman/in-primary-school-sports-day-was-the-one-day-of-the-year-when-the/) [Gail Honeyman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gail-honeyman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4bd/gail-honeyman-2909_academics_in-primary-school-sports-day-was-the-one_2099352.jpg) > [“It also bugs me when I hear about "Angelina's adopted son" or "Rosie's adopted children"--as if that word will always separate them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-chenoweth/it-also-bugs-me-when-i-hear-about-angelina-s-adopted-son-or-rosie-s/) [Kristin Chenoweth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-chenoweth/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9b6/kristin-chenoweth-7441_quote_it-also-bugs-me-when-i-hear-about-angeli_1018624.jpg) > [I mean, full stops are quite important, aren't they? Yet by contrast to the versatile apostrophe, they are stolid little chaps, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/i-mean-full-stops-are-quite-important-aren-t-they-yet-by-contrast-to/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/lynne-truss-4153_burn-out_i-mean-full-stops-are-quite-important-ar_1092197.png) > [The rule is: the word 'it's' (with apostrophe) stands for 'it is' or 'it has'. If the word does not stand for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/the-rule-is-the-word-it-s-with-apostrophe-stands-for-it-is-or-it-has/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c4/lynne-truss-4153_buried_the-rule-is-the-word-it-s-with-apostroph_3184639.jpg) > [“the Law of Conservation of Apostrophes. A heresy since the 13th century, this law states that a balance exists in nature: “For…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/the-law-of-conservation-of-apostrophes-a-heresy-since-the-13th/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8b/lynne-truss-4153_nature_the-law-of-conservation-of-apostrophes-a_1740825.jpg) > [“In Beachcomber’s hilarious columns about the Apostropher Royal in The Express, a certain perversely comforting law is often reiterated: the Law of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/in-beachcomber-s-hilarious-columns-about-the-apostropher-royal-in-the/) [Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/lynne-truss-4153_apostrophe_in-beachcomber-s-hilarious-columns-about_3236534.png) > [“A man who will misuse an apostrophe is capable of anything.” Con Houlihan”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-doyle/a-man-who-will-misuse-an-apostrophe-is-capable-of-anything-con/) [John Doyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-doyle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/478/john-doyle-249117_apostrophe_a-man-who-will-misuse-an-apostrophe-is-c_2760913.jpg) > [“ He'll is just one apostrophe away from Hell . Keep that in mind.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabbo-de-la-parra/he-ll-is-just-one-apostrophe-away-from-hell-keep-that-in-mind/) [Gabbo De La Parra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabbo-de-la-parra/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b7/gabbo-de-la-parra-42071_life-lessons_he-ll-is-just-one-apostrophe-away-from-h_1411924.jpg) > [“We walked past a mailbox shaped like a cow and saw a hand-painted sign on the front door that read THE MORRISON’S—ESTABLISHED…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-wong/we-walked-past-a-mailbox-shaped-like-a-cow-and-saw-a-hand-painted/) [David Wong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-wong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0b/david-wong-1098_front-door_we-walked-past-a-mailbox-shaped-like-a-c_1939452.png) ## Top authors on Apostrophe - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b016/author-lynne-truss-62250.jpg) Lynne Truss 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apostrophe/lynne-truss/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apostrophe/#itemlist", "name": "Apostrophe Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“[Lydia tut-tutted on seeing the grocer's apostrophe]”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Christina McKenna" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-mckenna/lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s-apostrophe/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/christina-mckenna-26599_lydia_lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s_156895.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/christina-mckenna-26599_lydia_lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s_156895.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8bc/christina-mckenna-26599_lydia_lydia-tut-tutted-on-seeing-the-grocer-s_156895.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[Lydia tut-tutted on seeing the grocer's apostrophe]” — Christina McKenna", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Frank Zappa" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-zappa/the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostrophe/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/frank-zappa-702_biscuits_the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostroph_1457885.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/frank-zappa-702_biscuits_the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostroph_1457885.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/029/frank-zappa-702_biscuits_the-crux-of-the-biscuit-is-the-apostroph_1457885.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!” — Frank Zappa", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Something there is in cyberspace that doesn't love an apostrophe.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Mary Norris" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-norris/something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-doesn-t-love-an-apostrophe/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/mary-norris-31685_cyberspace_something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-do_1619911.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/mary-norris-31685_cyberspace_something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-do_1619911.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d78/mary-norris-31685_cyberspace_something-there-is-in-cyberspace-that-do_1619911.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Something there is in cyberspace that doesn't love an apostrophe.” — Mary Norris", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It has sick on the sleeve. 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Yet by contrast to the versatile apostrophe, they are stolid little chaps, to say the least. 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