--- title: "7 Apartment Quotes By Darynda Jones" description: "7 Apartment quotes by Darynda Jones. Plus more from Darynda Jones and more Apartment sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/darynda-jones-474_apartment_you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy_138112.png" --- > [You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy-in-the-corner-i-shrugged-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/darynda-jones-474_apartment_you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy_138112.png) > [For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/for-one-week-all-i-could-think-about-was-drinking-margaritas-well/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bec/darynda-jones-474_apartment_for-one-week-all-i-could-think-about-was_523104.png) > [“Because my apartment was roughly the size of a Cheez-It, it didn’t take me long to feel my way to the kitchen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/because-my-apartment-was-roughly-the-size-of-a-cheez-it-it-didn-t/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fd/darynda-jones-474_apartment_because-my-apartment-was-roughly-the-siz_1238997.png) > [Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/just-in-case-though-i-stormed-into-my-apartment-tossed-a-quick-hello/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c0/darynda-jones-474_apartment_just-in-case-though-i-stormed-into-my-ap_1808113.png) > [What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice-lowering-an-octave-i-want-you/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d3/darynda-jones-474_apartment_what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice-l_2499638.png) > [Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/cookie-had-taken-her-daughter-amber-to-school-then-walked-the-thirty/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/darynda-jones-474_amber_cookie-had-taken-her-daughter-amber-to-s_2829956.jpg) > [Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/where-have-you-been-i-stepped-into-my-apartment-and-met-uncle-bob-s/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/darynda-jones-474_apartment_where-have-you-been-i-stepped-into-my-ap_2954267.png) ## Other authors on Apartment ## More by Darynda Jones > [He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/he-bombarded-me-with-words-of-all-things-apparently-clueless-to-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-have-three-words-for-you-emt-guy-said-possible-internal-bleeding-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/see-you-in-a-few-hold-down-the-fort-mr-wong/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/when-fighting-clowns-always-go-for-the-juggler/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/god-i-loved-sammy-i-d-considered-marrying-him-but-his-wife-got-upset/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/oh-my-god-i-don-t-know-what-do-you-want-you-he-said-his-voice/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“Las mujeres que se portan bien no suelen hacer historia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/las-mujeres-que-se-portan-bien-no-suelen-hacer-historia/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/if-ever-there-was-a-time-to-carry-a-flashlight-it-would-definitely-be/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/in-three-hundred-feet-turn-right-darth-vader-said-the-darth-vader-i/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/the-asshole-slipped-peggy-a-five-spot-to-bring-him-his-burger-first/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/i-reported-to-work-the-next-morning-looking-like-something-the-cat/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/it-isn-t-the-fall-that-will-kill-you-but-the-sudden-stop/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/one-day-i-m-going-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-you-charley-davidson-i-had/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“We should date." I laughed, curled him into my arms, and kissed the soft spot underneath his earlobe. "You're going to have to go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/we-should-date-i-laughed-curled-him-into-my-arms-and-kissed-the-soft/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) > [“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/a-girl-a-mocha-latte-and-a-naked-dead-man-walk-into-a-bar/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/apartment/darynda-jones/#itemlist", "name": "7 Apartment Quotes By Darynda Jones", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy-in-the-corner-i-shrugged-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/darynda-jones-474_apartment_you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy_138112.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/darynda-jones-474_apartment_you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy_138112.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22e/darynda-jones-474_apartment_you-rented-the-apartment-with-a-dead-guy_138112.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured…” — Darynda Jones", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth. 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