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title: "44 Answering machines Quotes by 35 authors"
description: "Browse 44 Answering machines quotes by 35 authors. Discover the best Answering machines sayings and thoughts."
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> [The woods are lovely, dark, and deep but I have promises to keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-frost/the-woods-are-lovely-dark-and-deep-but-i-have-promises-to-keep/)

[Robert Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-frost/)

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> [Telephone message on his manager's answering machine shortly before dying of heroin overdose: I need help bad, man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimi-hendrix/telephone-message-on-his-manager-s-answering-machine-shortly-before/)

[Jimi Hendrix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimi-hendrix/)

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> [I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-couples/i-don-t-answer-the-phone-i-get-the-feeling-whenever-i-do-that-there/)

[Fred Couples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-couples/)

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> [I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/natalie-portman/i-think-people-who-aren-t-in-film-experience-that-when-they-hear/)

[Natalie Portman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/natalie-portman/)

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> [One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/one-son-appears-in-stereo-a-transistor-in-one-ear-and-the-phone-in/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [In hell, all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-horacek/in-hell-all-the-messages-you-ever-left-on-answering-machines-will-be/)

[Judy Horacek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-horacek/)

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> [She needed help, but God was in a meeting whenever she rang.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/she-needed-help-but-god-was-in-a-meeting-whenever-she-rang/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/phone-are-wonderful-instruments-but-i-wouldn-t-want-our-daughter-to/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [I'm not good at texting because I'm an older generation, old school. And nobody ever listens to the answering machine anymore. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/igor-levit/i-m-not-good-at-texting-because-i-m-an-older-generation-old-school/)

[Igor Levit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/igor-levit/)

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> [I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/i-got-an-answering-machine-for-my-phone-now-when-i-m-not-home-and/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [The telephone is the greatest single enemy of scholarship; for what our intellectual forebears used to inscribe in ink now goes once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-jay-gould/the-telephone-is-the-greatest-single-enemy-of-scholarship-for-what/)

[Stephen Jay Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-jay-gould/)

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> [I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/i-wish-i-was-a-phone-machine-i-wish-if-i-saw-somebody-on-the-street-i/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/all-the-new-technology-seems-redundant-to-me-i-was-quite-happy-with/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

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> [We've come a long way from having one land line that was forbidden to be answered during dinner. We had no answering…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/regina-brett/we-ve-come-a-long-way-from-having-one-land-line-that-was-forbidden-to/)

[Regina Brett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/regina-brett/)

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> [Like most people, you listen to yourself on the phone or an answering machine and you're like, 'Ugh.' So to do something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angelina-jolie/like-most-people-you-listen-to-yourself-on-the-phone-or-an-answering/)

[Angelina Jolie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angelina-jolie/)

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> [I'm definitely a child of the 21st century and I prefer texting to phone calls, but I would prefer an answering machine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendan-dooling/i-m-definitely-a-child-of-the-21st-century-and-i-prefer-texting-to/)

[Brendan Dooling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brendan-dooling/)

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> [Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/do-you-ever-leave-a-message-for-somebody-and-the-answering-machine/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [It is not rude to turn off your telephone by switching it on to an answering machine, which is cheaper and less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-martin/it-is-not-rude-to-turn-off-your-telephone-by-switching-it-on-to-an/)

[Judith Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-martin/)

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> [I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-walken/i-remember-a-few-years-ago-i-was-sitting-at-home-with-my-wife/)

[Christopher Walken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-walken/)

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> [The breakup of Bell laid the foundation for every important communications revolution since the 1980s onward. There was no way of knowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-wu/the-breakup-of-bell-laid-the-foundation-for-every-important/)

[Tim Wu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-wu/)

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> [“She never answers during the day," Max explained. "She lets her machine pick up." People like you are the reason other people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-russo/she-never-answers-during-the-day-max-explained-she-lets-her-machine/)

[Richard Russo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-russo/)

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> [9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/9-saw-the-first-direct-dialed-long-distance-telephone-call-between/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [Screening telephone calls with a receptionist or the humbler answering machine is not a dishonorable thing to do. The warmest people in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judith-martin/screening-telephone-calls-with-a-receptionist-or-the-humbler/)

[Judith Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judith-martin/)

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> [Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/don-t-call-me-when-you-re-stuck-in-traffic-it-s-not-my-fault-that/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/i-am-absolutely-sick-unto-death-of-hearing-people-say-they-all-say/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [“She never opened her mail in the middle of the day. Sometimes she forgot about it for a week or more until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicci-french/she-never-opened-her-mail-in-the-middle-of-the-day-sometimes-she/)

[Nicci French](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicci-french/)

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> [Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janeane-garofalo/sage-advice-if-you-re-drunk-stay-away-from-the-phone-you-can-t-get/)

[Janeane Garofalo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janeane-garofalo/)

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> [The dead have no ears, no answering machines that we know of, still we call.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hicok/the-dead-have-no-ears-no-answering-machines-that-we-know-of-still-we/)

[Bob Hicok](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hicok/)

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> [ \[Answering the phone\] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-sinatra/answering-the-phone-hello-this-is-a-recording-you-ve-dialed-the-right/)

[Frank Sinatra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-sinatra/)

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> [I'm not an answering machine, I'm a questioning machine. If we have all the answers, how come we're in such as mess?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-cardinal/i-m-not-an-answering-machine-i-m-a-questioning-machine-if-we-have-all/)

[Douglas Cardinal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-cardinal/)

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> [As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/as-expected-you-get-his-machine-someday-even-the-call-of-nature-will/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [I'm much better at saying something on the answering machine than texting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/igor-levit/i-m-much-better-at-saying-something-on-the-answering-machine-than/)

[Igor Levit](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/igor-levit/)

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> [What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/what-i-like-best-about-the-telephone-is-that-it-keeps-you-in-touch/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/you-wonder-if-god-doesn-t-have-an-answering-machine-to-screen-out-the/)

[Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/)

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> [People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-myers/people-ask-me-to-record-their-answering-machines-all-the-time-i-love/)

[Mike Myers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-myers/)

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> [Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-burns/since-i-ve-made-it-to-87-so-far-obviously-my-two-kids-and-my-seven/)

[George Burns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-burns/)

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> [The void is ready to snatch you up like a Pac Man machine and Laskshmi is on vacation. You chant Sring -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/the-void-is-ready-to-snatch-you-up-like-a-pac-man-machine-and/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [Texting is a lot like an answering machine. If you don't want to talk to somebody, it's like screening your calls. To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-gillick/texting-is-a-lot-like-an-answering-machine-if-you-don-t-want-to-talk/)

[Pat Gillick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-gillick/)

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> [Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/everyone-i-talked-to-was-a-recording-the-bank-the-elevator-your/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [ \[Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory\] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-benchley/reviewing-the-new-york-city-telephone-directory-but-it-is-the-opinion/)

[Robert Benchley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-benchley/)

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                        "text": "Screening telephone calls with a receptionist or the humbler answering machine is not a dishonorable thing to do. The warmest people in the world still need uninterrupted time to attend to their lives and should not be outwitted if they have made it obvious that they are not always available upon summons.",
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                        "text": "Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.",
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                        "text": "I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend College - \"I just hate to talk to a machine!\" They say this as though it is a major philosophical position, as opposed to a description of a minor neurosis. My feeling is, if you have a problem like this, you shouldn't go around trumpeting it; you should stay home and practice talking to a machine you can feel comfortable with, such as your Water Pik, until you are ready to assume your place in modern society.",
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                        "text": "I'm not an answering machine, I'm a questioning machine. If we have all the answers, how come we're in such as mess?",
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                        "text": "You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has he placed you?",
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