--- title: "35 Answer Phone Quotes by 35 authors" description: "Browse 35 Answer Phone quotes by 35 authors. Discover the best Answer Phone sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b37/jack-lemmon-15749_car_stay-humble-always-answer-your-phone-no_1687629.jpg" --- > [Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-lemmon/stay-humble-always-answer-your-phone-no-matter-who-else-is-in-the-car/) [Jack Lemmon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-lemmon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b37/jack-lemmon-15749_car_stay-humble-always-answer-your-phone-no_1687629.jpg) > [Always answer the phone. You never know if it's a hit calling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-wexler/always-answer-the-phone-you-never-know-if-it-s-a-hit-calling/) [Jerry Wexler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-wexler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/598/jerry-wexler-67554_answers_always-answer-the-phone-you-never-know-i_2546328.jpg) > [Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-thurber/well-if-i-called-the-wrong-number-why-did-you-answer-the-phone/) [James Thurber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-thurber/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b5/james-thurber-1534_funny_well-if-i-called-the-wrong-number-why-di_437076.png) > [“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-refuse-to-answer-the-phone-especially-when-it-s-not-questioning/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/648/jarod-kintz-2_questioning_i-refuse-to-answer-the-phone-especially_3196016.jpg) > [Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzy-becker/just-because-you-re-home-you-don-t-have-to-answer-the-phone/) [Suzy Becker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzy-becker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5c/suzy-becker-38888_answers_just-because-you-re-home-you-don-t-have_2297928.jpg) > [A lot of people have asked me to do answer phone messages for them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-serkis/a-lot-of-people-have-asked-me-to-do-answer-phone-messages-for-them/) [Andy Serkis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-serkis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3d/andy-serkis-1548_answer_a-lot-of-people-have-asked-me-to-do-answ_916042.jpg) > [I don't answer my phone in a restaurant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-douglas/i-don-t-answer-my-phone-in-a-restaurant/) [Tom Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-douglas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d46/tom-douglas-3702_answer_i-don-t-answer-my-phone-in-a-restaurant_2231788.jpg) > [All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-w-bush/all-i-can-tell-you-is-when-the-governor-calls-i-answer-his-phone/) [George W. Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-w-bush/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72a/george-w-bush-64_answers_all-i-can-tell-you-is-when-the-governor_2551137.jpg) > [You know what I've got a lot of good people around me who I know that, if I call them, they'll answer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/callum-hudson-odoi/you-know-what-i-ve-got-a-lot-of-good-people-around-me-who-i-know-that/) [Callum Hudson-Odoi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/callum-hudson-odoi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11d/callum-hudson-odoi-6612_answer_you-know-what-i-ve-got-a-lot-of-good-peo_2363401.jpg) > [Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/most-people-have-no-idea-how-to-politely-answer-a-phone-the-english/) [Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/292/douglas-coupland-305_advantage_most-people-have-no-idea-how-to-politely_2717459.jpg) > [Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-godin/marketing-is-the-way-your-people-answer-the-phone-the-typesetting-on/) [Seth Godin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-godin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8b/seth-godin-152_answers_marketing-is-the-way-your-people-answer_3213093.png) > [If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn't going to make me answer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-don-t-answer-my-phone-the-first-time-you-call-calling-5-more/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edc/anonymous-1_annoying-people_if-i-don-t-answer-my-phone-the-first-tim_2138795.jpg) > [I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fred-couples/i-don-t-answer-the-phone-i-get-the-feeling-whenever-i-do-that-there/) [Fred Couples](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fred-couples/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c65/fred-couples-22770_answering-machines_i-don-t-answer-the-phone-i-get-the-feeli_1256618.png) > [Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-carr/remember-to-never-answer-a-phone-during-sex-even-if-you-hilariously/) [Jimmy Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-carr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/96c/jimmy-carr-6018_answers_remember-to-never-answer-a-phone-during_707535.jpg) > [“You wonder why I don’t answer your 3 a.m. phone calls. When you say “I miss you”, I begin to undress myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sierra-demulder/you-wonder-why-i-don-t-answer-your-3-a-m-phone-calls-when-you-say-i/) [Sierra Demulder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sierra-demulder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/486/sierra-demulder-33525_calls_you-wonder-why-i-don-t-answer-your-3-a-m_15479.jpg) > [“Do me a favor, Oz?" "Sure?" "Don't ask them about ass-sex when they answer the phone. Marta feels guilty when you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/do-me-a-favor-oz-sure-don-t-ask-them-about-ass-sex-when-they-answer/) [Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c68/dani-alexander-9831_friendship_do-me-a-favor-oz-sure-don-t-ask-them-abo_1332067.jpg) > [My children are now all grown. Some are in their 60s. But when they call and I answer the phone, they say,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-b-hinckley/my-children-are-now-all-grown-some-are-in-their-60s-but-when-they/) [Gordon B. Hinckley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-b-hinckley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/112/gordon-b-hinckley-331_answer_my-children-are-now-all-grown-some-are-i_942878.png) > [“In case you’re not bright enough to figure it out, there’s a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-elizabeth-phillips/in-case-you-re-not-bright-enough-to-figure-it-out-there-s-a-real/) [Susan Elizabeth Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-elizabeth-phillips/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8b/susan-elizabeth-phillips-815_conscience_in-case-you-re-not-bright-enough-to-figu_265797.jpg) > [“Son, if you stopped to answer the phone, then you weren't doing whatever well enough and you need to get back to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgia-cates/son-if-you-stopped-to-answer-the-phone-then-you-weren-t-doing/) [Georgia Cates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgia-cates/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/265/georgia-cates-2156_next-time_son-if-you-stopped-to-answer-the-phone-t_2064055.jpg) > [Answer your phone. Get call forwarding. Or an answering service. Hire staff if you need to. But make sure that someone is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-ward/answer-your-phone-get-call-forwarding-or-an-answering-service-hire/) [Susan Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-ward/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5f/susan-ward-37666_answers_answer-your-phone-get-call-forwarding-or_1242864.jpg) > [I'm rarely in a position where I can actually answer my phone without being rude to someone else. Sometimes I look back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-huffman/i-m-rarely-in-a-position-where-i-can-actually-answer-my-phone-without/) [Steve Huffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-huffman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff1/steve-huffman-57248_actually_i-m-rarely-in-a-position-where-i-can-act_547328.jpg) > [“What the fuck happened to you last night? I wake up this morning, and you’re gone and you…you just leave and don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/what-the-fuck-happened-to-you-last-night-i-wake-up-this-morning-and/) [Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/jamie-mcguire-215_last-night_what-the-fuck-happened-to-you-last-night_2454046.jpg) > [I'm well in touch with my family, my children. I keep them on my answer phone, so if I want to hear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/davy-jones/i-m-well-in-touch-with-my-family-my-children-i-keep-them-on-my-answer/) [Davy Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/davy-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b7/davy-jones-10542_answer_i-m-well-in-touch-with-my-family-my-chil_556195.png) > [if you want to be a little bit solitary and work very hard, you can do it more easily in New York…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arman/if-you-want-to-be-a-little-bit-solitary-and-work-very-hard-you-can-do/) [Arman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5b/arman-46708_answers_if-you-want-to-be-a-little-bit-solitary_696809.jpg) > [“Jasmine sat on her bed, worrying her bottom lip as she listened to the phone ring. Damn it, where the hell was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liz-andrews/jasmine-sat-on-her-bed-worrying-her-bottom-lip-as-she-listened-to-the/) [Liz Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liz-andrews/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1b/liz-andrews-38940_cell-phone_jasmine-sat-on-her-bed-worrying-her-bott_2001539.jpg) > [Myron reached for the phone and dialed Win's number. After the eighth ring he began to hang up when a weak, distant…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harlan-coben/myron-reached-for-the-phone-and-dialed-win-s-number-after-the-eighth/) [Harlan Coben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harlan-coben/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/harlan-coben-847_answers_myron-reached-for-the-phone-and-dialed-w_454016.png) > [“You have a better option?” He didn’t. Neither did Sage. I borrowed Larry Steczynski’s cell phone to call Rayna. Personally, I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hilary-duff/you-have-a-better-option-he-didn-t-neither-did-sage-i-borrowed-larry/) [Hilary Duff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hilary-duff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/368/hilary-duff-2018_cell-phone_you-have-a-better-option-he-didn-t-neith_2277544.jpg) > [“I want to work where I am excited to answer the phone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyler-wagner/i-want-to-work-where-i-am-excited-to-answer-the-phone/) [Tyler Wagner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyler-wagner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/688/tyler-wagner-43446_excited_i-want-to-work-where-i-am-excited-to-ans_80481.jpg) > [Always answer your phone to loved ones and friends, you never know that could be the last time you see that name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-starns/always-answer-your-phone-to-loved-ones-and-friends-you-never-know/) [Daniel Starns](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-starns/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab9/daniel-starns-44540_last-time_always-answer-your-phone-to-loved-ones-a_3202661.jpg) > [All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyndon-b-johnson/all-that-hubert-needs-over-there-is-a-gal-to-answer-the-phone-and-a/) [Lyndon B. Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyndon-b-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/523/lyndon-b-johnson-684_answers_all-that-hubert-needs-over-there-is-a-ga_2088530.png) > [Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/wives-are-people-who-think-it-s-against-the-law-not-to-answer-the/) [Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c09/rita-rudner-1679_answers_wives-are-people-who-think-it-s-against_1022091.png) > [If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-claude-van-damme/if-you-phone-a-psychic-and-she-doesn-t-answer-the-phone-before-it/) [Jean-Claude Van Damme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-claude-van-damme/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/477/jean-claude-van-damme-12246_answers_if-you-phone-a-psychic-and-she-doesn-t-a_2007376.png) > [Hi there," squeaked a precocious little voice, "you are speaking to Chloe Fusakawa, and I have just learned how to answer the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-zevin/hi-there-squeaked-a-precocious-little-voice-you-are-speaking-to-chloe/) [Gabrielle Zevin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-zevin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/229/gabrielle-zevin-626_answers_hi-there-squeaked-a-precocious-little-vo_70278.png) > [I don't care how old and bad you are, when a 2 year old hands you a toy cell phone, you better…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/onyxx-monopoly/i-don-t-care-how-old-and-bad-you-are-when-a-2-year-old-hands-you-a/) [Onyxx Monopoly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/onyxx-monopoly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c54/onyxx-monopoly-64435_cell-phone_i-don-t-care-how-old-and-bad-you-are-whe_999054.jpg) > [One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-j-harris-2/one-good-reason-why-computers-can-do-more-work-than-people-is-that/) [Sydney J Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sydney-j-harris-2/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/325/sydney-j-harris-2-78170_computers_one-good-reason-why-computers-can-do-mor_1543344.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/answer-phone/#itemlist", "name": "Answer Phone Quotes", "numberOfItems": 35, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Stay humble. 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