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title: "19 Answer Door Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 19 Answer Door quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Answer Door sayings and thoughts."
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> [Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-sedaris/don-t-answer-the-door-in-a-wedding-dress-and-veil-he-might-not-think/)

[Amy Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-sedaris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/amy-sedaris-2847_answers_don-t-answer-the-door-in-a-wedding-dress_1753489.jpg)

> [People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/people-who-live-in-a-glass-house-have-to-answer-the-door/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff8/karl-pilkington-1541_door_people-who-live-in-a-glass-house-have-to_2040988.png)

> [People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/people-who-live-in-glass-houses-have-to-answer-the-door/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/karl-pilkington-1541_answer_people-who-live-in-glass-houses-have-to_1792842.png)

> [You might as well answer the door, my child, the truth is furiously knocking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucille-clifton/you-might-as-well-answer-the-door-my-child-the-truth-is-furiously/)

[Lucille Clifton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucille-clifton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a80/lucille-clifton-12072_answers_you-might-as-well-answer-the-door-my-chi_267562.jpg)

> [People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morey-amsterdam/people-who-live-in-glasshouses-might-as-well-answer-the-door/)

[Morey Amsterdam](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morey-amsterdam/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf1/morey-amsterdam-55900_answers_people-who-live-in-glasshouses-might-as_2522434.jpg)

> [This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood. WHO IS IT?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-murphy/this-is-how-you-answer-a-door-in-my-neighborhood-who-is-it/)

[Eddie Murphy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-murphy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0df/eddie-murphy-7566_answer_this-is-how-you-answer-a-door-in-my-neig_458260.jpg)

> [“Whenever the doorbell rings, have somebody else answer the door.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/whenever-the-doorbell-rings-have-somebody-else-answer-the-door/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eeb/kurt-vonnegut-41_door_whenever-the-doorbell-rings-have-somebod_3141304.jpg)

> [Making money is not gonna change anything about what I am, except I won't answer the door.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abel-ferrara/making-money-is-not-gonna-change-anything-about-what-i-am-except-i/)

[Abel Ferrara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abel-ferrara/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcc/abel-ferrara-13190_answers_making-money-is-not-gonna-change-anythin_624535.png)

> [Opportunity knocks at any time in life and everybody should answer that door when it does. Go for it!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-redman/opportunity-knocks-at-any-time-in-life-and-everybody-should-answer/)

[Amanda Redman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-redman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d69/amanda-redman-6445_door_opportunity-knocks-at-any-time-in-life-a_45941.jpg)

> [I'm not opposed to anything. If an opportunity comes across, I'll answer the door if it comes knocking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-brown/i-m-not-opposed-to-anything-if-an-opportunity-comes-across-i-ll/)

[Rob Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e38/rob-brown-23370_across_i-m-not-opposed-to-anything-if-an-opport_914496.png)

> [“Happiness isn't something that you plan for. It comes knocking unexpectedly, just like opportunity. And it's up to you to answer the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/autumn-doughton/happiness-isn-t-something-that-you-plan-for-it-comes-knocking/)

[Autumn Doughton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/autumn-doughton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6bd/autumn-doughton-8257_door_happiness-isn-t-something-that-you-plan_10418.jpg)

> [“Enjoy life while you can. Nothing's gonna happen for maybe five, ten, fifteen, twenty years. But lemme give you a piece of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut/enjoy-life-while-you-can-nothing-s-gonna-happen-for-maybe-five-ten/)

[Kurt Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db3/kurt-vonnegut-41_door_enjoy-life-while-you-can-nothing-s-gonna_2584647.jpg)

> [I never said I'd answer your front door. Never better to be. But I can see how your own shoe laces make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cage-the-elephant/i-never-said-i-d-answer-your-front-door-never-better-to-be-but-i-can/)

[Cage The Elephant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cage-the-elephant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c8/cage-the-elephant-19740_fashion_i-never-said-i-d-answer-your-front-door_2364966.jpg)

> [“I dinna normally answer the door." "Ah," Strath said, offering a charming smile as he whipped off his hat. "You are doing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-hawkins/i-dinna-normally-answer-the-door-ah-strath-said-offering-a-charming/)

[Karen Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-hawkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/karen-hawkins-1678_well-done_i-dinna-normally-answer-the-door-ah-stra_1264260.png)

> [I refuse to answer my front door because I'm convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pete-wentz/i-refuse-to-answer-my-front-door-because-i-m-convinced-someone-is/)

[Pete Wentz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pete-wentz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d31/pete-wentz-1891_friendship_i-refuse-to-answer-my-front-door-because_3144067.jpg)

> [“I’ll see you in the morning. Oh, and hey…if I don’t answer the door right away it probably means I’m doing some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ree-drummond/i-ll-see-you-in-the-morning-oh-and-hey-if-i-don-t-answer-the-door/)

[Ree Drummond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ree-drummond/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/ree-drummond-818_fitness_i-ll-see-you-in-the-morning-oh-and-hey-i_108410.jpg)

> [You know, this is why I just don't answer the door (unless I know who's arriving). I don't want to fend off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-althouse/you-know-this-is-why-i-just-don-t-answer-the-door-unless-i-know-who-s/)

[Ann Althouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-althouse/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/847/ann-althouse-61530_adults_you-know-this-is-why-i-just-don-t-answer_915371.png)

> [“They may enjoy the trip up here, but y’all, that doesn’t mean I’m gonna answer the door.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bobby-akart/they-may-enjoy-the-trip-up-here-but-y-all-that-doesn-t-mean-i-m-gonna/)

[Bobby Akart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bobby-akart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/bobby-akart-12240_door_they-may-enjoy-the-trip-up-here-but-y-al_132448.jpg)

> [“I can't answer the door with Sharpie on my face!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-green/i-can-t-answer-the-door-with-sharpie-on-my-face/)

[John Green](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-green/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e38/john-green-12_door_i-can-t-answer-the-door-with-sharpie-on_2510415.jpg)

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