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> [“Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone." "If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a great comfort to me, thanks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/don-t-worry-about-being-nervous-a-lot-of-vampires-have-trouble-with/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

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## Other authors on Andrea

## More by Molly Harper

> [“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/i-was-shameless-in-my-supermarket-shelf-mass-market-taste-i-loved/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/you-can-take-the-girl-out-of-the-library-but-you-can-t-take-the/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [ “The fact that these kits \[vampire protection\] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/the-fact-that-these-kits-vampire-protection-were-generally-useless/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/wait-is-this-a-nice-ish-way-of-telling-me-we-had-sex-and-i-was-lousy/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/my-color-schemes-were-limited-to-what-would-go-with-the-pewter-gray/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/i-look-like-barbara-bush-in-drag-aunt-jettie/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/when-a-naked-man-shows-up-on-your-doorstep-with-a-bear-trap-clamped/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/if-you-want-to-hurt-me-fine-take-my-books-burn-down-my-house-shave-my/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/he-doesn-t-drink-too-much-he-s-employed-and-works-hard-he-doesn-t/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/he-was-always-checking-in-to-see-if-i-needed-any-help-with-my/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/i-am-a-former-newspaper-reporter-turned-church-secretary-turned/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/really-how-do-you-respond-when-someone-gifts-you-with-nonlethal-law/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will wait for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/establishing-dominance-early-in-the-relationship-is-key-vampire/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/did-i-just-get-psychically-pimp-slapped-by-a-little-old-lady/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

> [Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/molly-harper/contrary-to-popular-myth-werewolves-myth-werewolves-are-born-not-made/)

[Molly Harper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/molly-harper/)

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