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title: "33 Andrea Quotes By Ilona Andrews"
description: "33 Andrea quotes by Ilona Andrews. Plus more from Ilona Andrews and more Andrea sayings from other authors."
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> [I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-have-a-vamp-body-for-you-andrea-said-it-s-in-the-freezer-i-gave-her/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.” “I’m outraged!” I snarled. “That bastard!” “Thank you,” Andrea said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/it-s-your-duty-as-my-best-friend-to-be-outraged-with-me-i-m-outraged/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/we-can-do-subtle-i-assured-her-it-s-our-middle-name-andrea-added-for/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-glued-the-chair-to-my-ass-silence-is-it-still-attached-i-can-t-get/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“We stared at each other. The level of politeness had risen to dangerous levels.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/we-stared-at-each-other-the-level-of-politeness-had-risen-to/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He is fifteen and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/we-don-t-need-teenage-bouda-sex-fiends-as-interns-how-do-you-know-he/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/would-you-like-to-work-here-with-me-we-have-no-clients-and-the-pay-is/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed." "Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something." Andrea held her hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/andrea-raised-her-eyebrows-look-at-you-all-high-speed-yeah-you-d/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [So how was it?" she asked. "Kissing Curran?" "I can't let him kiss me again, because if he does, I'll sleep with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/so-how-was-it-she-asked-kissing-curran-i-can-t-let-him-kiss-me-again/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” “I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/do-you-have-spies-in-clan-heavy-i-have-spies-everywhere-i-looked-at/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!" "That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/andrea-stared-at-me-you-re-not-taking-me-seriously-that-s-probably-2/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/too-much-excitement-your-majesty-i-asked-he-was-standing-too-close-he/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/she-put-her-hands-over-her-face-ah-crap-what-do-i-do-now-do-i-say/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/it-s-not-a-loup-cage-you-know-i-told-her-it-s-a-holding-cell-or-safe/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Andrea: "…I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/andrea-i-think-a-dog-is-a-great-idea-i-just-never-pictured-you-with-a/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/andrea-raised-her-hand-this-is-the-hand-that-slapped-aunt-b-maybe-you/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“And Raphael will be joining us,” Andrea said. “So you get twice the backup. Nobody will be killing you on our watch.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/and-raphael-will-be-joining-us-andrea-said-so-you-get-twice-the/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You're my mate."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/raphael-turned-me-over-and-looked-at-me-his-face-close-to-mine-you/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me." "Just making…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-was-a-knight-andrea-said-i-m-not-just-going-to-start-shooting-every/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/you-could-buy-a-car-for-fifty-thousand-dollars-a-really-nice-car/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Kate?” I have a superior reaction time. That was why although I shot out of my chair, jumped onto my desk, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/kate-i-have-a-superior-reaction-time-that-was-why-although-i-shot-out/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release more demons. What emergency…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/andrea-in-less-than-twelve-hours-atlanta-will-be-full-of-demons-they/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“I held my hand out. “Give me a grenade.” Andrea pulled open her backpack and slid a grenade into my palm. “Wait…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-held-my-hand-out-give-me-a-grenade-andrea-pulled-open-her-backpack/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/other-pirates-leaped-over-the-railing-one-two-seven-thirteen-a-baker/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“We need a bigger gun.” “We need a shower,” Raphael said. “Gun first. Shower later.” Ten minutes later I walked into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/we-need-a-bigger-gun-we-need-a-shower-raphael-said-gun-first-shower/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“I snapped the crossbow into the top of the mount, took a canvas bundle from the cart, and unrolled it. Crossbow bolts,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-snapped-the-crossbow-into-the-top-of-the-mount-took-a-canvas-bundle/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/aha-andrea-said-i-m-going-to-ignore-that-you-just-referred-to/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Are you happy? When I can get out of my own way. And the rest of the time? The rest of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/are-you-happy-when-i-can-get-out-of-my-own-way-and-the-rest-of-the/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [I stopped the blade two inches before it touched Andrea’s neck. Because she was my best friend, and sticking knives into your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-stopped-the-blade-two-inches-before-it-touched-andrea-s-neck/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“I promise to keep my hands, tongue, and other body parts to myself. You risk your life by staying home. It's late…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-promise-to-keep-my-hands-tongue-and-other-body-parts-to-myself-you/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/are-you-sure-you-know-where-you-re-going-andrea-frowned-would-you/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone." "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/derek-you-just-don-t-say-things-like-that-to-a-woman-keep-going-this/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-know-you-ll-tell-me-to-fuck-off-but-i-think-curran-loves-you-truly/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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## More by Ilona Andrews

> [“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/did-he-kill-grandmother-i-whispered-don-t-be-ridiculous-erra-s-voice/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-only-way-to-make-sure-that-the-hand-didn-t-get-to-you-would-have/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hit-her-with-his-best-smile-her-eyes-widened-she-took-a-deep/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/because-he-doesn-t-want-me-talking-to-my-grandmother-barabas-looked/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-had-forgotten-that-talking-to-you-is-like-trying-to-pet-a-cactus/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-squeezed-his-hands-into-fists-i-picked-up-a-grapefruit-sized-rock/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-came-for-me-i-couldn-t-believe-it-he-came-for-me-into-a-flying/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/saiman-picked-up-a-coffee-mug-stared-at-it-and-hurled-it-against-the/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/slowly-the-reality-of-the-situation-sank-in-he-got-his-ass-kicked/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-paused-with-the-pen-in-my-hand-he-burst-into-flames-he-became/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-hung-his-head-am-i-punished-yes-i-m-too-mad-to-punish-you-right/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-pervert-he-prefers-to-think-of-himself-as-sexual-deviant-semantics/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [“I want you to understand me. This isn’t vengeance. This is punishment.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/i-want-you-to-understand-me-this-isn-t-vengeance-this-is-punishment/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/he-snarled-i-showed-him-my-teeth-a-rolled-up-newspaper-landed-on-my/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

> [The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/the-door-swung-open-and-kate-walked-in-her-jeans-and-t-shirt-were/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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                        "text": "Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone.\" \"Don't change the subject. Andrea is cool. And she smells nice. It will be okay.\" Apparently I was supposed to sniff people to determine their competence. \"How do you know?\" He shrugged. \"You just have to trust her.",
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