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> [“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/when-the-waiter-brought-the-cheese-board-there-was-a-large-carrot/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

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## More by Michelle Lovric

> [“This is going to be a little uncomfortable”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/this-is-going-to-be-a-little-uncomfortable/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

> [“It seemed to me that people often let extraordinary stories pass through them quite unheeded.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/it-seemed-to-me-that-people-often-let-extraordinary-stories-pass/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

> [“When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/when-the-waiter-brought-the-cheese-board-there-was-a-large-carrot/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

> [“Family is family,' sighed the gondolier. 'Family is everything,' declared Marta Gasperin, bending to kiss the old man on the cheek, at which he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/family-is-family-sighed-the-gondolier-family-is-everything-declared/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

> [“You need not hate them, for that hurts you too,' she explained. 'It is sufficient to laugh at them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/you-need-not-hate-them-for-that-hurts-you-too-she-explained-it-is/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

> [“Family is family," sighed the gondolier. "Family is everything," declared Marta Gasperin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-lovric/family-is-family-sighed-the-gondolier-family-is-everything-declared-2/)

[Michelle Lovric](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-lovric/)

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