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title: "1 Anchorman Quotes By David Koechner"
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> [I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-will-smash-your-face-into-a-car-windshield-and-then-take-your/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

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## More by David Koechner

> [I don't have anything that dramatic as far as a performance goes. I've never participated in a show that ended in a fight in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-don-t-have-anything-that-dramatic-as-far-as-a-performance-goes-i-ve/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-love-weird-man-when-you-get-to-do-something-that-you-don-t/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/nothing-trumps-honesty-as-far-as-i-m-concerned/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [We are the sons of no one, bastards of young.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/we-are-the-sons-of-no-one-bastards-of-young/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [If you don't have self love you can never find it outside of yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/if-you-don-t-have-self-love-you-can-never-find-it-outside-of-yourself/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/if-i-want-to-travel-with-my-family-i-have-to-purchase-7-airline/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [I think that even in a drama, we all want to smile, and laugh because what a horrible life if we're just like "I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-think-that-even-in-a-drama-we-all-want-to-smile-and-laugh-because/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity. Because oftentimes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/what-helps-you-as-an-actor-when-it-comes-to-roles-is-that-deeper/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [We do have to be a witness to our art.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/we-do-have-to-be-a-witness-to-our-art/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [You can only experience love if you have self love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/you-can-only-experience-love-if-you-have-self-love/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [That's what acting is, it's exploring conflict.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/that-s-what-acting-is-it-s-exploring-conflict/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [Really the only person that can let you down is yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/really-the-only-person-that-can-let-you-down-is-yourself/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [We all do grow as humans.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/we-all-do-grow-as-humans/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-will-smash-your-face-into-a-car-windshield-and-then-take-your/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

> [I love bouncing between different genres. And comedy, obviously, is something I enjoy doing the most and I've had the most success with. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-koechner/i-love-bouncing-between-different-genres-and-comedy-obviously-is/)

[David Koechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-koechner/)

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