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title: "16 Anal Sex Quotes by 14 authors"
description: "Browse 16 Anal Sex quotes by 14 authors. Discover the best Anal Sex sayings and thoughts."
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> [I love anal sex](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/federico-garc-a-lorca/i-love-anal-sex/)

[Federico Garcia Lorca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/federico-garc-a-lorca/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/09f/federico-garc-a-lorca-2086_anal_i-love-anal-sex-2320971_2320971.png)

> [Anal Sex...it's cheaper than laxatives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/anal-sex-it-s-cheaper-than-laxatives/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/048/nikhil-saluja-26_anal_anal-sex-it-s-cheaper-than-laxatives-275_2753673.jpg)

> [Seven days of anal sex makes a whole week](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/seven-days-of-anal-sex-makes-a-whole-week/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03f/anonymous-1_seven-days_seven-days-of-anal-sex-makes-a-whole-wee_466996.jpg)

> [I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-schimmel/i-asked-my-wife-to-try-anal-sex-she-said-sure-you-first/)

[Robert Schimmel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-schimmel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72f/robert-schimmel-22245_marriage_i-asked-my-wife-to-try-anal-sex-she-said_2047927.jpg)

> [The closest I ever came to initiating anal sex was a butt dial.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-s/the-closest-i-ever-came-to-initiating-anal-sex-was-a-butt-dial/)

[Laura S](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-s/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54d/laura-s-8723_funny_the-closest-i-ever-came-to-initiating-an_1358416.jpg)

> [“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/with-anal-sex-i-suggest-you-start-gently-find-a-slender-midget-or-a/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eae/jarod-kintz-2_quote_with-anal-sex-i-suggest-you-start-gently_934519.jpg)

> [It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mia-kirshner/it-s-fine-to-have-anal-sex-as-long-as-you-re-not-in-high-school/)

[Mia Kirshner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mia-kirshner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c91/mia-kirshner-28561_anal_it-s-fine-to-have-anal-sex-as-long-as-yo_2712875.png)

> [So many invitations to prom on my twitter… I knew all this anal sex would eventually make me popular.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asa-akira/so-many-invitations-to-prom-on-my-twitter-i-knew-all-this-anal-sex/)

[Asa Akira](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asa-akira/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fb/asa-akira-44036_happiness_so-many-invitations-to-prom-on-my-twitte_585030.jpg)

> [I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-have-nothing-against-gay-people-to-be-honest-my-girl-and-i-love/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/nikhil-saluja-26_gay-people_i-have-nothing-against-gay-people-to-be_1921684.jpg)

> [I had Anal sex with this 26 years old girl, next day she call me up and tell me that I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/glen-rambharack/i-had-anal-sex-with-this-26-years-old-girl-next-day-she-call-me-up/)

[Glen Rambharack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/glen-rambharack/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/514/glen-rambharack-269_child-support_i-had-anal-sex-with-this-26-years-old-gi_1214539.jpg)

> [“You forgot to cross off anal sex.” “I tried it once. Didn’t like it. If you’re better at it, I’ll have another…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-reiss/you-forgot-to-cross-off-anal-sex-i-tried-it-once-didn-t-like-it-if/)

[C.D. Reiss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-reiss/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3a/c-d-reiss-1966_quote_you-forgot-to-cross-off-anal-sex-i-tried_2166092.jpg)

> [Just read 66 pages of PerezHilton.com. If I didn't have anal sex on camera for a living, I'd be a total waste…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/asa-akira/just-read-66-pages-of-perezhilton-com-if-i-didn-t-have-anal-sex-on/)

[Asa Akira](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/asa-akira/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e68/asa-akira-44036_anal_just-read-66-pages-of-perezhilton-com-if_636514.jpg)

> [“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-marie/i-swear-some-men-have-to-be-conceived-during-anal-sex-that-s-the-only/)

[Jordan Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-marie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93d/jordan-marie-73983_anal_i-swear-some-men-have-to-be-conceived-du_581482.jpg)

> [“It was in his office, though, where he told me he’d never had anal sex. His cock was very large, but anal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-shane/it-was-in-his-office-though-where-he-told-me-he-d-never-had-anal-sex/)

[Charlotte Shane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-shane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/charlotte-shane-89514_anal-sex_it-was-in-his-office-though-where-he-tol_2412361.jpg)

> [“This is your world, kid. Not mine. You know I don’t belong here.” “You once told me you loved it down south.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffany-reisz/this-is-your-world-kid-not-mine-you-know-i-don-t-belong-here-you-once/)

[Tiffany Reisz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffany-reisz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9b/tiffany-reisz-1079_quote_this-is-your-world-kid-not-mine-you-know_2018440.jpg)

> [“Sadly though, the general feelings among straight men is, ‘I ain’t no fucking faggot, so keep clear of my ass.’ Thus, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/inga-muscio/sadly-though-the-general-feelings-among-straight-men-is-i-ain-t-no/)

[Inga Muscio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/inga-muscio/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c8/inga-muscio-14537_anal_sadly-though-the-general-feelings-among_494252.jpg)

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