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title: "3 Amish Quotes By Robin Williams"
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> [The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/the-chinese-had-accused-the-tibetans-of-being-terrorists-which-is/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/keith-richards-is-the-only-man-who-can-make-the-osbournes-look-amish/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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> [We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/we-re-dealing-with-fundamentalists-the-amish-are-fundamentalists-but/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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## Other authors on Amish

- [Ora-Jay Eash 31 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amish/ora-jay-eash/)
- [Sarah Price 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amish/sarah-price/)

## More by Robin Williams

> [On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/on-stage-you-re-free-you-can-say-and-do-things-that-if-you-said-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/humor-is-a-great-defense-and-an-offense-too-usually-the-recipient-isn/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/what-s-wrong-with-death-sir-what-are-we-so-mortally-afraid-of-why-can/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/spring-is-nature-s-way-of-saying-let-s-party/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-had-sex-with-a-prostitute-when-i-was-21-i-was-so-bad-she-gave-me-a/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/we-were-talking-briefly-about-cocaine-yeah-anything-that-makes-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [In America they really do mythologise people when they die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/in-america-they-really-do-mythologise-people-when-they-die/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-always-thought-the-idea-of-education-was-to-learn-to-think-for/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-was-a-serious-method-actor-until-i-visited-this-site/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/i-m-history-no-i-m-mythology-nah-i-don-t-care-what-i-am-i-m-free/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/but-only-in-their-dreams-can-men-be-truly-free-it-was-always-thus-and/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/people-say-satire-is-dead-it-s-not-dead-it-s-alive-and-living-in-the/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/for-me-comedy-starts-as-a-spew-a-kind-of-explosion-and-then-you/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Carpe per diem - seize the check.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/carpe-per-diem-seize-the-check/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

> [Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-williams/cable-is-not-bound-because-people-pay-for-it-it-s-literally-a-choice/)

[Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-williams/)

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