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> [Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/do-you-realize-that-in-the-past-sixty-years-the-only-foreigners-the/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

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## More by Robert Orben

> [Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/do-you-ever-get-the-feeling-that-the-only-reason-we-have-elections-is/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/i-always-wondered-why-babies-spend-so-much-time-sucking-their-thumbs/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/i-may-be-forty-but-every-morning-when-i-get-up-i-feel-like-a-twenty/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/do-you-realize-that-in-the-past-sixty-years-the-only-foreigners-the/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/what-bothers-me-about-tv-is-that-it-tends-to-take-our-minds-off-our/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/for-father-s-day-my-kids-always-give-me-a-bottle-of-cologne-called/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/never-raise-your-hand-to-your-children-it-leaves-your-midsection/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [President Ford used humor a great deal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/president-ford-used-humor-a-great-deal/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/nowadays-you-cannot-be-a-very-effective-political-figure-without/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/what-if-the-meek-inherited-the-earth-and-we-had-to-defend-ourselves/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/i-d-like-to-say-a-few-words-about-one-of-the-most-popular-concepts-in/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/my-wife-never-lies-about-her-age-she-just-tells-everyone-she-s-as-old/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/illegal-aliens-have-always-been-a-problem-in-the-united-states-ask/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [These detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment-after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/these-detective-series-on-tv-always-end-at-precisely-the-right-moment/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

> [The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-orben/the-playboy-calendar-this-year-has-some-tiptop-models-any-more-top/)

[Robert Orben](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-orben/)

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