--- title: "1 Amazing man Quotes By L.A. Witt" description: "1 Amazing man quotes by L.A. Witt. Plus more from L.A. Witt and more Amazing man sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/405/l-a-witt-27209_amazing_the-sex-was-amazing-and-the-man-made-me_90700.jpg" --- > [“...The sex was amazing. And the man made me trip over my own feet. And he had a smile like Ctrl+Alt+Delete on my brain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/the-sex-was-amazing-and-the-man-made-me-trip-over-my-own-feet-and-he/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/405/l-a-witt-27209_amazing_the-sex-was-amazing-and-the-man-made-me_90700.jpg) ## More by L.A. Witt > [“...The sex was amazing. And the man made me trip over my own feet. And he had a smile like Ctrl+Alt+Delete on my brain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/the-sex-was-amazing-and-the-man-made-me-trip-over-my-own-feet-and-he/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“Look at it this way: We're two people who happen to have a lot in common, a connection most people would kill for, we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/look-at-it-this-way-we-re-two-people-who-happen-to-have-a-lot-in/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“If it flies, drives or fornicates, it´s always cheaper to rent it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/if-it-flies-drives-or-fornicates-it-s-always-cheaper-to-rent-it/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“Death was both kind and cruel: the overture was pure torment for anyone involved, but the conclusion was merciful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/death-was-both-kind-and-cruel-the-overture-was-pure-torment-for/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“We burned the midnight oil making love, even if it was just kissing and touching, for hours. It could be a single candle, Fourth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/we-burned-the-midnight-oil-making-love-even-if-it-was-just-kissing/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“In the office, he was miles above me. In the bedroom, he was on his knees below me. And afterward, when the work day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/in-the-office-he-was-miles-above-me-in-the-bedroom-he-was-on-his/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“Of course I am! We have always been here when he needs us.” I gave her a significant look. Her eyebrows climbed. “What? Is—”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/of-course-i-am-we-have-always-been-here-when-he-needs-us-i-gave-her-a/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“If it flies, drives, or fornicates, it's cheaper to rent it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/if-it-flies-drives-or-fornicates-it-s-cheaper-to-rent-it/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“He‟d taken that old cliché “tall, dark, and handsome” and made it his little bitch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/he-d-taken-that-old-clich-tall-dark-and-handsome-and-made-it-his/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“If I knew how a lot of my relationships would have turned out, I never would have gotten involved in them... And I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/if-i-knew-how-a-lot-of-my-relationships-would-have-turned-out-i-never/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“Dylan looked at me and matter-of-factly said, "My Dad's smart. Boyfriends are way better than girlfriends." I laughed. "Oh really? And why is that?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/dylan-looked-at-me-and-matter-of-factly-said-my-dad-s-smart/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“I didn’t feel guilty about cheating on you back then,” he said quietly. “Or all the times I promised not to do it again…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/i-didn-t-feel-guilty-about-cheating-on-you-back-then-he-said-quietly/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“All the unspoken things that were said with glances and implications. One of the things he liked best about being in a relationship: It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/all-the-unspoken-things-that-were-said-with-glances-and-implications/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“He swallowed. “But what if I forget who you are?” “Darren . . .” I brought his hand up to my lips. “Even if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/he-swallowed-but-what-if-i-forget-who-you-are-darren-i-brought-his/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) > [“much I wanted him to. He nudged my inner thigh, and I parted”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-a-witt/much-i-wanted-him-to-he-nudged-my-inner-thigh-and-i-parted/) [L.A. Witt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-a-witt/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/amazing-man/l-a-witt/#itemlist", "name": "1 Amazing man Quotes By L.A. Witt", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“...The sex was amazing. And the man made me trip over my own feet. And he had a smile like Ctrl+Alt+Delete on my brain.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "L.A. 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