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title: "37 Als Quotes By Kim Harrison"
description: "37 Als quotes by Kim Harrison. Plus more from Kim Harrison and more Als sayings from other authors."
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> [But he's Rachel Candy!" -Both Jenks and Al](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/but-he-s-rachel-candy-both-jenks-and-al/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Be reasonable. I know you can be. If you try very, very hard.” - Al to Rachel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/be-reasonable-i-know-you-can-be-if-you-try-very-very-hard-al-to-rachel/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [A devious spark lit through Al, making me smile. One way. It costs too much, he said. “There’s no inflation in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/a-devious-spark-lit-through-al-making-me-smile-one-way-it-costs-too/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?" "My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-sighed-and-what-am-i-to-you-al-my-maid-he-said-brightly-shall-we-do/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [I can think of a lot of things to do," he said, "and none of them involve standing up. - Al](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-can-think-of-a-lot-of-things-to-do-he-said-and-none-of-them-involve/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Ku’Sox was indeed a demon. In. The. Sun. I needed answers, but I wanted them from Al, not…Cute Socks here.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/ku-sox-was-indeed-a-demon-in-the-sun-i-needed-answers-but-i-wanted/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/somehow-i-found-him-somehow-i-found-al-s-sarcastic-thoughts-bitter/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [A demon was asking me what I wanted. My eyes flicked to Al, and he shrugged. “What do you want?” he said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/a-demon-was-asking-me-what-i-wanted-my-eyes-flicked-to-al-and-he/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted. "Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/no-you-just-keep-crashing-my-life-look-i-said-and-al-grunted-here-it/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Al was looking at me in disbelief. “Not your lover?” “No.” “But he is Rachel candy,” Al said, his confusion too honest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/al-was-looking-at-me-in-disbelief-not-your-lover-no-but-he-is-rachel/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [I pushed him away, catching Lee's awe that I was not only standing with a demon outside a circle, but that Al…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-pushed-him-away-catching-lee-s-awe-that-i-was-not-only-standing/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [But a slow, deeply satisfied smile came over him, and his breath quickened. 'So softly it starts,' he whispered. 'Foolishly clever and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/but-a-slow-deeply-satisfied-smile-came-over-him-and-his-breath/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [God, it stinks,” I said, hand over my nose as he pulled me into a long step. Al strode forward, head high.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/god-it-stinks-i-said-hand-over-my-nose-as-he-pulled-me-into-a-long/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Al's voice was faint but resolute. "Stand up. Try to look sexy." "In a bedsheet?" I complained, running my hands down it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/al-s-voice-was-faint-but-resolute-stand-up-try-to-look-sexy-in-a/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [You tried to slide his original curse back onto him?” Al said in wonder. “At the restaurant? And I stopped you? Sweet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/you-tried-to-slide-his-original-curse-back-onto-him-al-said-in-wonder/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Hey,” the other said, coming to life. “You’re supposed to be in jail.” Al grinned at him, his white-gloved grip tightening on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/hey-the-other-said-coming-to-life-you-re-supposed-to-be-in-jail-al/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [We all watched Al open the door. Turning, he waved to us, then passed the threshold. The door shut behind him. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/we-all-watched-al-open-the-door-turning-he-waved-to-us-then-passed/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Rachel, my itchy witch," Al said as he tugged the lace at his cuffs. "We've talked about this. You simply must stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/rachel-my-itchy-witch-al-said-as-he-tugged-the-lace-at-his-cuffs-we/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [What are you doing now?" Al questioned "Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is. My expression went blank, and Trent hesitated.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/what-are-you-doing-now-al-questioned-seeing-if-your-circumcision-is/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Behind the fury, he was tired. He was tired of being hauled around and shoved into a little room. He was tired…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/behind-the-fury-he-was-tired-he-was-tired-of-being-hauled-around-and/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-smell-pancakes-al-said-as-he-jauntily-smacked-pierce-s-hat-back-on/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [The quickest way to a woman's crotch is through her gullet. Can I make you a cake?" Big Al to Pierce, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-quickest-way-to-a-woman-s-crotch-is-through-her-gullet-can-i-make/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [It stinks of trains and that chili with the chocolate in it. Ooooh, books!" he exclaimed suddenly, making a beeline for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/it-stinks-of-trains-and-that-chili-with-the-chocolate-in-it-ooooh/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Numb, I took the perfectly browned puff. Okay. Let me see if I have this right. Al provokes me into defending myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/numb-i-took-the-perfectly-browned-puff-okay-let-me-see-if-i-have-this/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [That’s my girl,” she said, her eyes holding a shared pain as she saw my confusion. “Al, where are you going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/that-s-my-girl-she-said-her-eyes-holding-a-shared-pain-as-she-saw-my/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [You!” she said, stepping forward with a vehement expression and her finger pointed. Heart pounding, I pressed into Al. Funny how he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/you-she-said-stepping-forward-with-a-vehement-expression-and-her/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Al's red eyes slid past me to Pierce. "Play?" he said, his voice dripping with interest. "Gordian Nathaniel Pierce's quirks are legendary.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/al-s-red-eyes-slid-past-me-to-pierce-play-he-said-his-voice-dripping/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Where did he go!” he bellowed, gloved hands clenching. “I had him in a snare that would take Alexander the Great a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/where-did-he-go-he-bellowed-gloved-hands-clenching-i-had-him-in-a/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Al was standing a bare three feet away, his mood almost jovial as he took the paper and it vanished in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/al-was-standing-a-bare-three-feet-away-his-mood-almost-jovial-as-he/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Newt spun, making her robe unfurl. “He’s my familiar, bought and paid for. I can claim anything of his. Even his life.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/newt-spun-making-her-robe-unfurl-he-s-my-familiar-bought-and-paid-for/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [He's going to hurt you," Al said, looking at Pierce. "I can take care of you, teach you to survive. Be there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/he-s-going-to-hurt-you-al-said-looking-at-pierce-i-can-take-care-of/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Why?" I said, taking the paper from him as Al smiled. "If it's not what I agreed to, I will burn Al's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/why-i-said-taking-the-paper-from-him-as-al-smiled-if-it-s-not-what-i/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [In a few hours, I’m going to be banished to the surface, my belongings raffled off as novelty items and my living…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/in-a-few-hours-i-m-going-to-be-banished-to-the-surface-my-belongings/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [What are you doing now?” Al questioned, listing heavily as he tucked another one of those bottles under his arm and staggered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/what-are-you-doing-now-al-questioned-listing-heavily-as-he-tucked/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Pierce jerked his hand from Trent and pushed himself straight. “Kalamack Industries,” he said, expression twisted as he wiped his hand on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/pierce-jerked-his-hand-from-trent-and-pushed-himself-straight/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [No exclusive,” I said aloud, watching Al for his opinion and seeing him shake his head and hold his hands out in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/no-exclusive-i-said-aloud-watching-al-for-his-opinion-and-seeing-him/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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> [Al was cruel, vindictive, angry, elegant, powerful. He gave me strength, he gave me wisdom, not only about magic, but about myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/al-was-cruel-vindictive-angry-elegant-powerful-he-gave-me-strength-he/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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## Other authors on Als

## More by Kim Harrison

> [Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/maybe-i-could-be-friends-with-a-ghost-i-wouldn-t-be-able-to-kill-him/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/my-god-he-whispered-what-have-i-done-to-her-he-thought-humbled-the/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-turned-back-to-the-mirror-seeing-that-there-were-no-lines-on-it-it/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“Half of it was meticulously arranged as an office with her computer - faster and more powerful than an industrial-sized package of laxative -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/half-of-it-was-meticulously-arranged-as-an-office-with-her-computer/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/actually-i-said-hesitant-to-bring-it-up-i-was-thinking-along-the/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I’m giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I’ll open up your head for the sunshine to come in.” - Jenks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-giving-you-fair-warning-mr-cormel-if-you-bespell-rachel-i-ll-open/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-demon-had-trouble-remembering-what-she-was-doing-but-she-was/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/your-hair-is-a-tangled-mess-he-said-thinking-he-liked-it-that-way/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/keep-your-vampire-mitts-off-me-i-m-not-your-friggin-blood-toy/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“From my ear Jenks snickered. “Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/from-my-ear-jenks-snickered-awwww-you-two-are-so-sweet-i-could-fart/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/uh-ivy-stammered-and-i-glanced-up-to-see-her-eyes-wide-in/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-ll-always-be-here-he-said-softly-you-can-never-fill-my-need-never/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I hoped he was right. I’d never heard of a university refusing money.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-hoped-he-was-right-i-d-never-heard-of-a-university-refusing-money/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“The rag he'd used to clean the table went into the fire behind him. "I saw what you are," he said, "and I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/the-rag-he-d-used-to-clean-the-table-went-into-the-fire-behind-him-i/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

> [“I’m not afraid of love being difficult. If it was easy, then everyone would find it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrison/i-m-not-afraid-of-love-being-difficult-if-it-was-easy-then-everyone/)

[Kim Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrison/)

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