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title: "2 Alpha Quotes By Rucy Ban"
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> [“After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Hollywood heroes as role models? At least…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/after-a-few-seconds-of-scraping-i-realize-what-he-has-isn-t-a-trail/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dec/rucy-ban-27929_alpha_after-a-few-seconds-of-scraping-i-realiz_571464.jpg)

> [“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/guys-like-him-they-were-the-worst-kind-all-looks-and-no-heart-guys/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b02/rucy-ban-27929_alpha_guys-like-him-they-were-the-worst-kind-a_1242371.jpg)

## Other authors on Alpha

## More by Rucy Ban

> [“But aren’t you going to miss it? The fame? The money?” He smiles. “Those are just things one misses when one hasn’t had a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/but-aren-t-you-going-to-miss-it-the-fame-the-money-he-smiles-those/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/neil-mars-i-could-blame-him-for-having-killer-looks-but-he-could-not/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Holy! Mother of sweet Jesus! ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/holy-mother-of-sweet-jesus/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Is he the one? The Neo to my Trinity?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/is-he-the-one-the-neo-to-my-trinity/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/after-a-few-seconds-of-scraping-i-realize-what-he-has-isn-t-a-trail/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly says. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/mom-lies-down-next-to-me-and-we-both-stare-at-the-ceiling-in-complete/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“So last night I was watching TV and they had this movie on. I don’t know if you’ve seen it. This girl loves this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/so-last-night-i-was-watching-tv-and-they-had-this-movie-on-i-don-t/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/guys-like-him-they-were-the-worst-kind-all-looks-and-no-heart-guys/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big gulp from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/you-know-when-you-mix-butt-and-angel-in-the-same-sentence-it-becomes/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Maybe that’s why I like reading fantasy novels so much. The world in there is so much more interesting than mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/maybe-that-s-why-i-like-reading-fantasy-novels-so-much-the-world-in/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Neil’s not a bad guy, Mom. He just looks like one. It’s like he has the mystery but…not the deceit.” “Looks like Nine Inch Nails but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/neil-s-not-a-bad-guy-mom-he-just-looks-like-one-it-s-like-he-has-the/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Your Dad called and he said you’re not replying to any of his e-mails or returning his calls. Why is that?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/your-dad-called-and-he-said-you-re-not-replying-to-any-of-his-e-mails/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“As a little girl your mind is filled with snow white, dwarfs, wizards, then you grow up and you realize you’ve got it all wrong. Life’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/as-a-little-girl-your-mind-is-filled-with-snow-white-dwarfs-wizards/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“The more you taste it, the more you crave it...wait a second...taste?!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/the-more-you-taste-it-the-more-you-crave-it-wait-a-second-taste/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

> [“Your Dad called and he said you’re not replying to any of his e-mails or returning his calls. Why is that?” I shrug my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rucy-ban/your-dad-called-and-he-said-you-re-not-replying-to-any-of-his-e-mails-2/)

[Rucy Ban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rucy-ban/)

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